So I used to be friends with this guy who was a pretty bad boy by mormon standards

he drank had sex, had filthy language watched tons of porn but he was a kind good

person but then he joined the damned cult and started hanging out with Mormons all

the time and became a self righteous prick I honestly couldn't believe how much he

changed! He once said how all celebrities are just TRASH cause they dress so

immodestly and then I was watching the movie shes the man with Amanda Bynes with

him and our other friend Idk if you guys have seen that movie but there's a part at the

end where this guy pulls his pants down to prove hes a boy cause they think hes a girl

impersonating her brother and of course you cant even see anything and its just a

funny movie but when that part happened he got mad and was like oh wow that was

great and then disgustedly told me how I had such a dirty mind and stormed out on

us. Um ya that's RICH Comin from you buddy!!!!! Ugh it seriously boggles my mind how

he could act like that after all the porn he used to watch did he forget or something?!

It's his OWN dirty mind he is running from. HE is the one who saw it as dirty....or he wouldn't have thrown those accusations in your face. He is trying so hard to be Mr. Goody-two-shoes , that when he sees the slightest bit of a 'crumb' that'd make his oh so holiness pedestal collapse he runs like hell.
The next time he does this say, "Oh good grief, dude, does this make you hot n' horny & that's why you wanna run like hell out of here ? Get your mind out of the gutter & take a deep breath, dude."

That makes sense I'm sure you are right! And I totally would say that to him except for he didn't want to be my friend anymore cause I wasn't into the church so he just stopped talking to me altogether. Wow what a GREAT LOVING mormon!

True, true.