Posted by:
the1v
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Date: December 10, 2015 01:08AM
My nevermo wife was waiting outside to pick up our kindergartner at the bus stop this afternoon. She works from our home office and this is one of the benefits. The bus was running late and much to her dismay two delusional young lads came walking into the neighborhood.
After mentally cussing at the bus driver to hurry up she was trapped while as they eventually made their way to her.
"Hello" they said "Could we talk to you about how your family could be together forever?".
My poor trapped but polite wife replied, "I'm sorry but I am not interested in your religion because my husband family is all mormon. We are very happy as we are."
To this their eyes lit up and their excitement started to build. They must of thought she was a prime candidate because of the example of my excellent tbm family.
In a gifted example of a trained response they replied,"What makes you not want to find more happiness?"
This foolish manipulative ploy quickly fired her Latin soul (so sexy BTW). So she began her calmly spoken tirade.
"My husbands family is full of suffering and sorrow. Most of it caused by the ridiculous beliefs. Divorce, neglegence, loneliness, and lies are everywhere in his family. They have pushed him out and will never accept him, me or my children."
"My husband also served a foreign mission where the stories he tells make me cry. Starvation, abuse, living in squalor, rocks and stones thrown at him, and constant lies and manipulation was his experience."
As my wife continued their expressions fell and depression sank in. One of them was chubby and patted his belly at the mention of starvation.
My wife then continued, "Do you see that house over there? That is my house. Don't ever knock there. My husband will answer the door and he will not be as nice as me."
Defeated they inquired if she knew anyone in the neighborhood who would be interested.
She replied, "We have recently moved in and don't know our neighbors."
Finally the calvary arrived and the yellow school bus came to a stop. At my wife's glare of annoyance toward the bus driver for being late, the bus driver mouthed "I'm sorry".
I arrived home from a day full of exhausting meetings to hear this story. At the end she suggested that she was craving some good Chinese food. How could I deny her something so small no matter how tired I was? We quickly packed the boys up and went out. She was soon comforted for her ordeal by excellent food and some lovely green tea.