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Date: December 13, 2015 03:31PM
Member organized for members to mix for the Christmas scene (and invite the general public, jackmos, nactives, formons, normons, and kormons {kooky mormons} to see Jesus in an LDS chapel)... and get the kids out of the house, and away from the alternatives, to the church one more time.
Besides (lung yadie missionaries at the doors) and the Nativity Scenes in the gym, and the Jesus activities, like someone has mentioned already, and I have included word for word below, (and chips and hummus, pimento green olives, feta cheese and other tastes) in "Bethlehem" (numerous moung yen missionaries there) [I mustn't forget to mention the kids running around wild, spilling-tossing feta cheese & raisens everywhere, essentially avoiding being glued to a pew next to the folks, dying of sickness], and (missionaries watching/ showing little videos in the baptism room), and various fanatics roaming the halls, the 'main program'/ mass (mixed religions) choir singing - for 2.67+ hours straight - without an intermission, so, naturally many felt trapped in the SMALL (Sacrament Meeting hALL) with singing, and featuring swinging testical monkeys in suits doing bad impersonations of Christianity, and how it feels to be stiff, and unable to move the way God would want you to move, and give us all your money, and thoughts, and time and talents, and all that. And get your children to tithe... in case they ever amount to anything (FTC). Essentially a Sunday (dis-) service on a Saturday.
"Just as the wise men brought the baby Jesus gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, I will offer the Savior a gift this Christmas a gift from my heart my gift to Jesus is"
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"name ______________ Christmas 2015"
"Roll up this paper, tie it with a string, place it on your tree as a daily reminder of your gift to to Jesus this Christmas season"