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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 04:03PM

I had torn rotator cuff surgery last Friday.

When not writhing in self-pitying pain, I've been wiling away the hours reading post after post here at RFM. Since I'm r-handed, I can't do a lot of typing, or game-playing, so I'm pretty much relegated to watching TV, or reading stuff on the internet, or gasp, reading books.

Anyhoo, to everyone out there in RFM-land, you guys are real friends. Thank you for helping me through this little mini-trial of mine, with your usual fare of drama-filled or humor-filled or insight-filled posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNU3aIJs88g

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 04:22PM

Oh Jeez...I did that to my right rotator cuff when I was fencing, and I had NEVER felt pain like that ever before in my life!!!

I'm right-handed, and I couldn't do ANYTHING!!! Dressing and undressing...showering...going to the bathroom...it was like every second of every twenty-four hour day was just PAIN...

I am SO SORRY schlock!!!

I empathize with you SO MUCH!!!

...and YOU are the best, too!!!

I hope you heal fast...and that you heal well...and as painlessly as is possible.

I am totally with you, ALL the way...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/21/2015 04:27PM by Tevai.

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 06:13PM

I know, right? Holy cow it hurt - - - but it's feeling a wee bit better today.

And yes, it's ridiculous how incapacitating it is to function with only one wing.

Sheeze.

Maybe if I pray to Udan...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_mythology

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 04:24PM

Will you be able to throw like a man again?

I have a worn/torn rotator cuff. I can't throw overhand without first putting on a poodle skirt and a ruffled blouse, so I look the part.

But I can swing a golf club, so I am not going under the knife, even though it would be free, courtesy of all you taxpayers who keep Social Security well funded.

If I ever have to, what's the recovery time supposed to be? Does how much you masturbated have anything to do with recovery time?

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 06:07PM

Oh no, Bishop Stinkyteeth was right after all...

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 05:12PM

One thing RfM always is -- interesting :)

Sorry to hear about being down, hope your cuff rotates normally asap!

Wondering, though -- how did you type the post above??!!?? :)

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 06:06PM

Left-handed.

Awkwardly.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 06:08PM

Darn, and I made you do so again.
Now I feel bad.
schlock, if we ever meet up, I owe you a beer...one you can hold in your left hand! :)

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2015 06:18PM


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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: December 22, 2015 05:36AM

I hope that it heals well and quickly, Schlock.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: December 22, 2015 10:47AM

Well that sound sucktastic. Maybe we need to have another thread with fave sites when we're bored? Hope you feel better soon and the doc gave you some good painkillers.

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 22, 2015 02:05PM

Thanks everyone - it's nice to have friends - inside and outside of the "inter-tubes".

Oh, yea, and who isn't super-stoked about science & medicine during times like the one I'm going through?

100 years ago, I would have been screwed, medically-speaking, if I'd torn my rotator cuff.

I'll take science over superstition any day of the week (and twice on Sundays).

http://www.cinemax.com/the-knick/



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2015 02:05PM by schlock.

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