Date: October 21, 2010 03:57PM
Secret combinations are many things... The tokens and signs of the temple... Talking to a man behind the curtain in order to get out of a temple session... Secret combinations are the feeling you get after admitting to the bishop that you wanked off whilst thinking about his sexy daughter... They are the imaginary cordons that keep you from seeing your daughter get married to Peter Priesthood, or the feeling you have when the bishop hijacks the funeral of your mother... The are the feeling you have when a high priest runs his hand around between the shoulder blades of your wife... They are questions like, "Do you pay a full tithing?" or, "Do you wear the approved temple garment both day and night?"
Yes, dit, secret combinations are the key that locks members of God's True Church together, to make them function as one, to make them walk in a funny lockstep, one behind the other. They give people the ability to stand up and cry out, "M-Baaaaaaah!"