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elderolddog
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Date: January 10, 2016 05:51PM
The Meat was thick and juicy back in seminary in the late 50s and early 60s. I know we would get into incredible side bar discussions. Here's a partial list of things I remember discussing that are totally, TOTALLY, off the plate today:
Intelligence: too bad we didn't know about Dark Energy and Dark Matter back then... 'Intelligence' is an eternal substance that has always existed. Mr. & Mrs. ghawd hump like bunnies which for ghawds involves organizing this eternal intelligence into a spirit child. Elohim has done this, what?, 100 billion times? Intelligence is matter, but it's such a fine, or pure, matter that gross physical humans can't detect it. So the spirit body inside your physical body floats in just before you're born (or when the heart starts beating, etc. theories) and leaves your body when you die.
Paradise and Spirit Prison: when your spirit leaves your body, it goes to one of these two places. Those going to Paradise recognize that they are there because they're mormons (or died under the age of 8) and those going to Spirit Prison don't realize anything unusual has happened. Atheists like me will pass on to Spirit Prison and realize, hey!, there is an after life, but it won't be a situation that makes it clear that what I knew as a mormon is correct. Missionaries from Paradise will visit me, but the same attitude I had when I died will still be in ascendance and I'll reject the missionaries, just like I do now.
The Second Coming: All the crap listed in Revelations happens and Jesus comes to reign in Zion, but the nations of the world, populated by 'good' people not burnt as stubble, won't recognize him as their messiah. There will not be any miraculous, over night conversion of all the world. There will be peace for 1000 years, during which all the temple work for the righteous saints being resurrected right and left, will be done. Children who died before the age of 8, who go to Paradise in their adult spirit bodies, are resurrected at the age they died and their moms and dads get the joy of potty training them, or whatever. And then there's the tedium involved in assigning out all the righteous babes to the relatively few righteous dudes. Lots of sealings to perform, lots of secret names for the guys to learn.
Eternal Progression: After the millennium is over and Satan makes the mistake of attacking Russia, and is vanquished, we all go to our kingdoms. Earth then receives it's glory and is transformed into a big crystal ball, aka Urim & Thumbing(sic), aka seer stone, where student ghawds come to study; i.e., trade school. Only the ghawds in training and their attendant women will have sexual organs, big ones!
Glory: This is coin of the realm. This is what distinguishes the ghawds. See, if you have two ghawd studs, with perfect bodies, perfect knowledge of the past, present and future, who both know what every sparrow in the forest is doing at every instant, how do you tell who is 'better'? It's Glory that spells the difference. That's what Lucifer was doing when he said, "I'll bring them all back and I'll take the glory." Naturally, Elohim, wanting the starter at the club to give him better starting times, took Jesus' offer. Somewhere there is a Prime ghawd, with more glory than any other ghawd, and just like in an MLM, he keeps getting more, and no other ghawd is ever going to supplant him.
Time obviously hung heavy for the patriarchs who were making this shit up...
And it's my understanding none of this is discussed in meetings these days. Because none of this matter, compared to pay, pray and obey.