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Posted by: Anon For This ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 01:33AM

My wife is super TBM and has two callings. Consequently she is very busy and sex is not at the top of her list. She has never been one to venture outside of the missionary position, but that may have changed this past weekend. I tried something on her that I saw in a porno and she loved it. That's all I'm going to say. I just had to share.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:01PM

"I tried something on her that I saw in a porno and she loved it. That's all I'm going to say."

Well, every good Mormon husband should learn how to use the Gift of Tongues.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2016 12:15AM by randyj.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:32PM

+++

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Posted by: EXON46 ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:21PM

Educational Training videos that strength the family; )

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Posted by: Dafuq ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:24PM

You had married sex...

So lucky!

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Posted by: shodanrob ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 12:27PM

You can't come on here and post that without details...c'mon.

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 06:44PM

let you enter the exit? There may be hope for her yet!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 07:22PM

Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank you for porn. Please make my wife receptive to the fact that porn was how I improved our sex life. But if it isn't in thy will at least make sure she doesn't find out how I came up with this. Please forgive me for looking at porn.

in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

"
Best Answer: Well, you should start with "Dear Heavenly Father..."
Next, thank him. It doesn't matter what for, just anything that you are grateful for or something that happened that day that you appreciated.
Move on to what is troubling you. You can ask for comfort for yourself or others, or help solving a problem you may have. Remember to ask that his will be done in the matter.
Third, ask for forgiveness for anything that you have done that wasn't what you should have done. You may also ask for strength to avoid doing the thing in the future.
After that, you can end in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

There isn't any set things to stick to. Just say what feels right. "
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140303123605AAl0JoO



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2016 07:22PM by Elder Berry.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 07:34PM

enjoy it while it lasts. MORmONS and MORmONISM have a strong tendency to ruin anything that is fun.

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Posted by: the1v ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 09:20PM

The G15 are old enough that they still believe that a female orgasm is a myth. They have never personally seen the phenomenon.

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: February 10, 2016 10:40PM

the Venus Butterfly I bet.

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Posted by: idleswell ( )
Date: February 11, 2016 11:45AM

My ex-wife spent most of our TBM marriage terrified that anything we did together sexually may have to be confessed. This became THE all consuming question of how anything was evaluated: Will I have to confess IT? Can she do THIS? Can she allow herself to orgasm THAT WAY? What if she read it in THIS women's magazine? Did her husband learn that from PORN? YIKES!!!

Our bishops could be classified into 2 broad groups: lecherous or attractive. My wife dreaded any discussion of sexuality with either of these types of individuals because of the different feelings she would experience. Nevertheless, as a good, dutiful sister she felt compelled to confess anything she felt guilty of. Our Original Poster's adventures could only be beginning...

Finally, my wife felt she must confess something we had done. Such is the pangs of a guilty conscience... But she told the bishop he shouldn't judge her that harshly - BECAUSE HER HUSBAND HAD RAPED HER. The bishop investigated enough to reassure her that a even in the conservative LDS Church a couple can decide what CONSENSUAL sexual activity they can choose to engage in.

With that crisis over, my wife decided she had NOT BEEN RAPED. However, I never initiated another sexual encounter with her for the balance of our marriage.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2016 11:45AM by idleswell.

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Posted by: Holy Cow ( )
Date: February 11, 2016 11:46PM

Wow!

I am speechless!

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: February 12, 2016 12:48PM

welcome to the "I was married to a real nutcase" club.

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Posted by: Free Man ( )
Date: February 16, 2016 12:17AM

You realize your wife was married to the church. You were never number one.

Sex for her was never about pleasure. It was a commodity to be exchanged for your money.

Limiting your supply of sexual outlets increased the price for her commodity. So she was willing to submit your sex life to church control.

Much like oil cartels limiting production to keep prices up.

Basic economics.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 12, 2016 02:27PM

I think that porn & M are helpful to a partnership when one has a far greater sexual desire & 'drive' than the other.

(that's where I thought this thread was headed)

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: February 16, 2016 12:47AM

Anon For This ---

Your experience sounds very similar to an episode of "That 70's Show" season 3, episode 19 "Eric's Naughty No-no" saw it on reruns last week.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0720081/?ref_=ttep_ep19


Eric and his buddies went to a porn show and got some ideas.

Not sure what Eric tried on Donna, but she didn't like it.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: February 16, 2016 06:56AM

When wives contribute something new to sex (like something other than missionary position), some guys jump to the conclusion she must have been a whore.

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