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Posted by: laperla not logged in ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:15PM
Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

I'd be too nervous to eat there.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/3683580-155/utah-restaurants-kilt-clad-servers-open-carry-guns

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Posted by: laperla not logged in ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:16PM
Carrying heavy trays, how are you going to keep ahold of your gun? (n/t)


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:30PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

I wonder if their tips will go up.

But seriously, it's the people without guns who are dangerous. Why give them access to a gun? And then there they are with a tray in one one hand, menus in the other hand, and the only gun they have left is dangling under their kilt.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:44PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

Shouldn't they be carrying in a sporran?

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:48PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

I happened to put a stone into one of my hats, and the stone told me if my waiter is wearing a kilt and packing heat, DON'T order the skirt steak.

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Posted by: laperla not logged in ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:50PM
I was hoping for some jokes - thanks! (n/t)


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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 09:20PM
Re: I was hoping for some jokes - thanks!

OK, chances are you won't get salmonella, but lead poisoning is probable.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 08:59PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

I like high caliber restaurants!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 09:03PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

But yeah, if there's something wrong with your meal, wouldn't you worry about complaining to your armedc waiter? Especially if he was wearing ear protection...

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Posted by: Otis of Mayberry ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 09:39PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

Hey waiter, I'll have a shot and a beer!

Hey waiter, I'll have a Singapore Sling . . . Shot!

Hey waiter, this music's awful, sounds like the Cartidge Family!

Rim shot! Ba dum bum!

Hey, you're a great crowd, thanks. Remember I'm here all week, and don't forget to tip your waiters, they're really under the gun to get your orders to you. . . .

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Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: March 19, 2016 10:45PM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

22 year old twins in kilts? Normally I wouldn't go to such a place, but I might just take the risk, and bring my skirt-lifter cane.

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 01:47AM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

Invited to carry the firearm of their choice? Oh that's rich!!
What will happen when the firearm of their choice is a suitcase nuke?

This does give new meaning to an evening of having lots of shots huh?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 02:00AM
Re: Utah's gun bearing waiters - in kilts

hope they don't go off half cocked.

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