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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 11:58AM
Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

I think this story should be included in the funniest Mormon stories I've heard....

A young woman from Idaho is on a mission in an area where people are not accustomed to Mormon names or anything Mormon.

She has a common last name. Let's say her last name is Smith.

Sister Smith is out selling the religion, speaking to a man in his 30s:



Sister: We're from the LDS Church. I'm Sister Smith.

Man: Oh. Sister? What's your first name?

Sister: Cumorah

Man: What? Is that your porn name?

Sister: (Bewildered) That's my first name.

Man: CUM - More- Ahhh? (Laughs) Are you messing with me?

Sister: (Still doesn't get it) That is my name. It is the place that Joseph Smith found the golden plates.

Man: Seriously? Your parents named you that on purpose?

Sister: (Still doesn't get it). Yes.

Man: Well, nice to meet you cum-more-ahhhh. (Walks away laughing)

Sister (thinking to herself): I can't believe he's never heard of the Hill Cumorah!

Man (thinking to himself): Have they been living under a rock? Cum? Really? That poor girl. Golden Plates? Hahahahahaha. What weirdoes.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 12:05PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

snicker

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Posted by: mankosuki ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 12:25PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

+100

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 12:28PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

Sounds like a James Bond girl.

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Posted by: Myron Donnerbalken ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 02:14PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

DD's best friend is named Cumorah. Guess what her last name is? Guess.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 05:48PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

I'm afraid to guess. Imagine the possibilities!

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 08:22PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

Probably Hill.

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Posted by: Myron Donnerbalken ( )
Date: March 21, 2016 06:44AM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

bing-bing-bing!

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 02:16PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

You're sick, you've got a one track gutter for a mind. I'll move over when you need to pass.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 06:51PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

"Cumorah my house, my house..."

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 07:58PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

donbagley Wrote:
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> "Cumorah my house, my house..."


my house a cumor.... hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I like the way your mind works.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 07:32PM
I wonder if the girl went to semenary. (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/20/2016 07:32PM by randyj.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 07:58PM
Re: I wonder if the girl went to semenary.

randyj Wrote:
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> n/t

Doesn't she preach to the seamen?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 08:05PM
Re: I wonder if the girl went to semenary.

heeeheeee

I wonder if this has anything to do with "spreading seeds."

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Posted by: fakeempire ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 07:55PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

Hahahaha! This made me laugh out loud. Thank you for posting!

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: March 20, 2016 09:04PM
Re: Funny story: First name Cumorah (slightly adult)

Well you gotta admit, it would be a great porn name.

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