Posted by:
blueorchid
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Date: March 21, 2016 12:25PM
I girded my loins and went to Utah for a funeral this week-end. Very sad as it was sudden and the person was young.
The family of the deceased was not TBM, though, for the most part Mormon, and the funeral ended up taking place in a Mormon chapel that was not their own. So, the conducting bishop was a stranger to them.
The focus of the funeral was on the person who died for the most part. But the bishop did finally perform a softened version of the Plan of Salvation Razz-Ma-Tazz at the end. His recital was routine except for his testimony as to the fact that God knows each and everyone of us personally and cares for each of us---personally. Like every little thing. And he cares deeply. Like, for sure.
To illustrate this, he told of when he was out rounding up cows over a 50 acre ranch and when he was done he realized he had lost his wallet somewhere on that massive spread. Oh no! So he and his wife prayed and then knew right where he dropped his wallet!
What popped in my head was, 'Thank you Mormon Heavenly Father for expanding the story. I just couldn't bear hearing about those pesky car keys one more time and am thankful that this bishop is finally getting creative and adding not only some new scenery to chew but new props as well. Yea, even cattle.'
How can they not see that these are the most shallow self-serving words to utter ever? Your wallet. Really?
Why won't they just finish their story and come right out and say that their God only cares about them and for anyone hungry and suffering it is their own fault for not being valiant in the war in heaven?
If Mormon prayers worked, wouldn't BYU win the football game every time and be champions in perpetuity?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/21/2016 12:46PM by blueorchid.