¨Do you know how much we love your money?¨

Can you watch conference and porn on your computer screen at the same time? After all, why wouldn´t you?

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Can you watch conference and porn on your computer
> screen at the same time? After all, why wouldn´t
> you?


While the wife and kids were watching CONference through the roku, I was watching porn on the tablet. Does that count?

Must be awfully uncomfortable to keep your balls under your chin.

Haha, thanks for that. So very fitting.

+1.......HILARIOUS !!!!!! Thx !

I felt like he was chewing us all out. He was rebuking us all. He was all but yelling. I kept asking my husband when dear Holland was gunna sit down & shut up !!!

(This comment was supposed to be after the others at the bottom. sorry y'all.)



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Hahahaha! ¨And now we come to a couple of problems...¨

I did like his mixed metaphor in the same sentance saying that those who wait upon the Lord will mount up with wings as eagles immediately followed by saying that the Lord will hold their right hand.



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LOL.

If the Lord is holding my right hand, doesn't that mean I'm standing to his left? Isn't being on someone's left the bad side?

I wonder how long he spent practicing his oration?

I know, you know and Holland knows that there are few poor TBM souls who are going to go to the doctor during this April, where they will learn that they have a deadly and wasting disease. And one of them will go home and be told that an apostate bastard on his block just got a promotion and a big raise and is putting in a pool...

But that poor TBM soul will take heart and not waver from his belief, because now it´s all he has.

Life is a bitch, and then you die. But please, begs Holland, don´t ever stop tithing!

+1,000.

What a disappointment! Usually the only good part of conference is watching the Dodo's meltdown, and he was just plain old boring today.

"Do you realize how much we love you?"

How creepy and condescending is that?

I heard Holland speak in person a couple months ago in a poor area of South America and "condescending" is EXACTLY the word that came to my mind and festered for a couple weeks thereafter.

Few things have driven me further from the church than hearing him speak.

If his balls are on his chin then he is using his mouth to love you. Mind screw you to his Celestial Kingdom.

We forget that even at his finest, Holland didn't go bananas at every conference, only every third or fourth one. And he's obviously a different man than he was at his peak, waving the Book of Mormon in October 2009. That's six and a half years of fatigue, depression, probably diabetes, and unbearable feelings of loss and betrayal caused by an explosion of apostasy within the church. He probably doesn't have what it takes to put on a really good show any more.

Didn't watch...more important things to do...like watching R rated movies on my PVR.

RB

Is that a direct quote? "Do we know how much we love you?"


My god, that's awful for so many reasons, reason 1 being it's a HUGE MOTHERFUCKING LIE.

The amount of love they have for members is directly proportional to how much they tithe. I'm sure Holland 'loves' members from Alpine, Park City, Highland, etc. The most. Oh, I'm sure he busts a fat nutty when he see's how much of their tithing is sustaining the churches fat coffers.

Mighty Jeffrey Has Struck Out.



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You had to go there, didn't you Jeffrey? Then why do you keep lying to us? Why can't you set us free with dignity? Why can't you learn what love is and practice it? The faux compassion is wearing thin. Oh yeah, you're Mormon.

Mormonism worked for a long time as a religion of excuses. Excuses to be good and excuses to be bad. But now that the truth can't be hidden anymore, it's time to shoot that horse. Do you love the saints enough to pull the trigger?