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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 07:18AM
Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Here's the image. I added a few captions so please add a few of yours: http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/celestial/2016/index.html

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 10:18AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Today's group of Ex-Mormons waiting to join the Wedding Photos.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 10:46AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

The entire membership of TBM's in the year 2076.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:33AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

^^ This.

BTW, what is it really. All I know is it gives me the creeps.

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 12:04PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

I stumbled across the image posted in another exmo forum with the header: 31.4 million hours per year... 1. Neglecting family 2. Generating profits for LDS Dynastic Royals 3. Draining lifetime savings accounts 4. Serving the Elohim... Priceless.

I can't find a link to the original story so not sure how old the image is.

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Posted by: never again ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 10:53AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Here is the Church

Here is the Steeple

there is the crowd

They must be the Sheeple

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:02AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

never again Wrote:
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> Here is the Church
>
> Here is the Steeple
>
> there is the crowd
>
> They must be the Sheeple


+1

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Posted by: dk ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 10:57AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

How fast can you find the token black person?

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:04AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

It reminds me of OZ, so:

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... err, veil.

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Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:15AM
I'm starting a separate slamtoon thread because

I love the seerstone/Sauron slamtoon and I think it's a separate topic.

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1807356



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2016 11:24AM by imaworkinonit.

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Posted by: Kathleen nli ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:19AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

We're here to clean the toilets!

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Posted by: scaredhusband ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 11:25AM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Me and my celestial wives.

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Posted by: Topper ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 03:52PM
We love our grand-children, so we left them. (n/t)


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Posted by: Forgetting Abigail ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 03:54PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

We are all enlisted til the conflict is o'er
Happy are we (cough* Zoloft)
Happy are weeeeeeee (*cough, Xanax)

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Posted by: Anonymous 2 ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 03:58PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

All that remains of Joe Smith's cult.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:17PM
God's little acre (n/t)


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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:23PM
Re: God's little acre

Love this one. I forgot what the book was about and googled it only to laugh harder when I found this pert sentence:

"God's Little Acre is a 1933 novel by Erskine Caldwell about a dysfunctional farming family in Georgia obsessed with sex and wealth."

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Posted by: Shinehahbeam ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:27PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

"Now is the great day of our power! We reign from the shopping mall to the end of the block! There is none who dares to molest- save it be Brother Joseph, blessed be his name- or make afraid!"

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:28PM
Mormon version of Snow Whites Castle (n/t)


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Posted by: jiminycricket ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:32PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Our nametags don't say it but we just had the second anointing. All that tithing was worth it.

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:37PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

"The entire membership of TBM's in the year 2076."

I wish it was 2026!

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 04:39PM
Re: Mormon...

Swingers Convention. "We do it through the veil and never know who's on the other side." ;)

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Posted by: the1v ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 05:11PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

The BBC is pleased to announce the triumphant return of the hit sitcom: "Waiting for God"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_God_%28TV_series%29

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 05:25PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

All of your captions are GREAT!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2016 05:26PM by cinda.

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Posted by: silvergenie ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 06:30PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

The moron tap an apple choir waiting for apples.

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Posted by: jiminycricket ( )
Date: April 28, 2016 10:38PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

Called to Shun. "We've DISCONNECTED completely from listening to our apostate loved-ones." Thanks Elder Clayton for the inspiring words.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 29, 2016 07:46PM
Re: Mormon news photo begs for captions - add yours

where's Waldo ?

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