I'll keep this professional. Feel free to add your own, but indicate to which GA the question is directed to.

Dallin Oaks--Sir, please explain why the Mormon Church will not apologize for its mistakes or those of its leaders.

Jeffrey Holland--Sir, please explain how you (as someone who believes in free agency) can be furious when an individual chooses to leave your church?



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Too late for this one:

Spencer W. Kimball--Are people born gay, or do they become gay from "mutual masturbation-practiced with another person of the same sex"? What is your personal experience with this?

what if the other person is not of the same sex ?

David A. Bednar- What do you have to say to all the members of your church who identify as homosexual, despite your statement that 'there are no homosexual members of our church? Also, why don't you answer questions as asked instead of immediately 'changing the question'? Finally, why are you such an imperious, high-handed, condescending fuck?

I love the last line, it applies to all Morg leaders.

I was going to ask Gordon B. Hinckley if he had figured out whether or not we taught that yet, but he's dead, so he can't answer. :/

Questions for Eyring: do you keep your eyes open during all prayers? Do you think it is funny that members consider Monson a prophet? Tell us what beliefs you have had to discard since rising to the top in TSCC.

To all the fifteen: if not medically induced, how do you sleep at night?

To Bednar: how can your wife stand to be in the same room as you?

To Oaks: how does it feel to think you are superior to everyone else but know you are a blow-hard dyed in the wool true blue prick?

To Holland: was that performance in Tempe an attempt to keep your grandchildren from defecting?

Mr. Monson. Do you still get mad if your milk isn't cold enough? Do you still prefer Pepsi to Coke?

Mr. Bednar. Do you know any non-Mormon homosexuals? Do you make homemade pickles? If yes, can I try one?

Mr. Oaks. Can prophet's apologize as men only?

Mr. Holland. Why did you choose a dodo and does your reason have anything to do with its extinction?

Mr. Durrant. Can ponderizing help me build up some spiritual force? Are you guys the equivalent of Jedis in Mormonism?

When used to describe you, would you hyphenate the term socio-path or just leave it be?

Celestial-path. Use the hyphen and also use their initials. All respectable Celestial-paths have them.

To Elder Oaks:
After giving a talk in general conference defending how the Salamander Letter fits in with the gospel, why didn't you give a follow up talk after you learned that the Salamander Letter was a hoax?

Monson: The Book of Mormon is the over 1000 year history of a civilization with millions of people and great cities. Can you, the Mormon prophet, identify one location, or even one single artifact, connected to the Book of Mormon people?

Monson: You know people around the world are teaching that you have conversations with God and/or Jesus. Why don't you correct them?

Oaks: As an attorney, would you advise a client to invest a large amount of his time and money in a venture simply because of an emotional response to a prayer, without investigating the facts? If the organization was founded by a convicted con man, would that matter?

Oaks and Nelson: Since you are sealed for eternity to two wives, do you agree with the recently published church essay that starts with this sentence: "Latter-day Saints believe that monogamy—the marriage of one man and one woman—is the Lord’s standing law of marriage." Do your wives agree with that statement?

Holland: Let's give you another chance Jeff: Were there penalty oaths - including pantomiming slitting your throat and disemboweling yourself while saying "suffer your life to be taken" - part of the temple ceremony for well over 100 years? Come on, you can admit it. The truth will set you free as a dodo bird.

Uchdorf: Tell us the truth, aren't some of the apostles much bigger assholes than you expected?

To all 15 seers;
You claim to believe in the seer stone and claim to be a seer.
Have you tried to use it and failed?
If not, which part of the claim don't you believe?

To Elder Bednar: As you requested in a recent talk in Woodland, California, I have now finished reading the Book of Mormon to seek answers to all those issues outlined in the CES letter. I still don't have the answers those issues. Will YOU please now provide them!

To all of the general leaders: What exactly does it look like to repent from unuseful, but still valid, truths? Will the thirteenth article of faith soon reflect this suggested caveat to honesty?