So last week I ordered me a new "male masterbator" thru the mail and gave it a few rounds and it just didnt work for me so I decided to just toss it but I missed trash day this last week so I just didnt want it laying on the top of the trash can, so I drive around to find a dumpster and end up at my wards parking lot so I figure what the hell and took it out of the trash bag and flung it into the dumpster. That would comical if some young deacon is out there dumpster diving some and finds it and runs thru the chapel with it, maybe slap a few people with it.most of the priesthood might be scared it's from there personal collection

You should have culled your porn collection too, and put the throw-aways in the dumpster too. Get the bishop an anonymous gift subscription to penthouse and address the delivery to the church. If you orchestrate things correctly, he will be their prime suspect when the porn and the sex toys are found in the chapel. It's called gaslighting. Eventually, he might even suspect himself too.

you should have left it on the bishop's doorstep.

Would that be considered a 'Love Bomb'?

I think you are on to something.

That idea was ingenious!!!!!!! Applaus applaus applaus.