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Book of Mordor
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Date: July 09, 2016 04:08AM
I see three parts to this situation.
1. Husband.
OK, you took the plunge, and… it was bad. You knew it would be, and no one tried to convince you otherwise. However, all those eventualities that petrified you – the worst-case scenario (Divorce! Loss of kids! Destitution!) – did not happen. In a very real sense, that's a good thing. It's a low bar, avoiding the worst, but sometimes you have to claim that as an opening to build on it.
And now you can. Your Sundays can be relaxing and refreshing, and he'll see the positive changes in you as you leave the drudgery and oppression behind. Make the most of it. Share it with him to the extent that he's willing.
Let him adjust to the new normal. When you think he's ready, encourage him to join you, "just this once." Sleep in or cuddle or go out on a family outing, whatever you know he likes to do. "Did you enjoy our time today? Maybe we can do it again soon." It gets easier the second and third time.
2. Kids.
No more excuses. Respect them enough to be honest with them. They deserve the truth, in an age-appropriate way. They will appreciate it, and they will remember it, especially your daughter.
Of course, I'm not advocating the use of them as pawns or surrogates. But as you confide in your daughter, validate her instincts, and show that you trust her, she'll naturally be drawn to your side. She may even take the initiative, on her own, with no prompting from you, to work at persuading the others. Smart girls often do remarkable things.
3. Everyone else.
They don't matter at all! You don't owe any of them an explanation or justification for your actions. You don't need to defend yourself to them. They're only background noise.
Phone calls? They go to voicemail. Emails and texts? Leave them unanswered, and send them to spam. Personal visits? Don't open the door, or quickly say "We didn't invite you. You're not welcome. Get lost." Slam. You control who has access to you.
If, for whatever reason, you're ambushed or cornered and have to get rid of them, there are a number of useful strategies. As with most things in life, it becomes easier with practice and as you gain experience.
The broken record strategy. "No… no… no… no…" over and over, mechanically and rhythmically, until it penetrates their thick skulls. To switch it up, say nothing, but stare into their eyes while slowly shaking your head. They have no effective counter to this – you're not giving them anything to work with. Or, print out "NO" in big letters on a 3x5, and hold it in front of you as they're babbling away. The card does your talking for you.
The snark 'n' sarcasm strategy. Can be fun if you're in the mood. Best used with a patronizing, condescending GA-style tone of voice, as though you're speaking down to a little child (which, in a way, you are).
"What part of 'No' is hard for you? Is it the 'N' or the 'O'?"
"What's the word for 'no' on your planet?"
"I’ve said 'no' 22 times already. Don't you get simple English?"
"Normal people understand the word 'no.' What's your excuse?"
"How stupid are you?"
The F-bomb strategy. Self-explanatory. Works well with visual aids (middle finger/s).
If the bishop calls, answer – but then hang up on him while he's speaking. Adrenaline rush! You'll feel liberated and empowered. For the visit, he'll likely show up at night so husband can let him in. Still, you're under no obligation to talk. Stare at bishop with undisguised cold contempt, and say to him in your most biting Ice Queen voice, "You… are not… my bishop." Then to husband, "Show HIM out when you're done. I'M going to bed." Discussion over. You win.
Be patient. It's going to take time. Think of it as a cross-country road trip, and you're just pulling out of the driveway.