Posted by:
Stray Mutt
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:41AM
I'm working on some mechanical projects with a couple of never-mo friends. They know I used to be a Mormon. I showed Friend A a piece Friend B had fabricated for me to replace a broken version of it. "See," I said, "Much stronger and all shiny and new with a coat of paint." The paint was white (because that happened to be what I had on hand).
Making a small joke, Friend A said, "I'd want it black."
I joked back (twisting a Henry Ford quote around), "You can have any color you want as long as it's white."
Friend B chuckled, rolled his eyes, and muttered, "Mormons."
Yup, Mormons, the white people dressed in white. White and delightsome. With only one right way to do things. Friend B understands Mormonism.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2016 01:59PM by Stray Mutt.