Would J. Jonah Jameson find this acceptable for publication in The Daily Bugle?

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http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1508255,1510039#msg-1510039

Thank god you're here! God helped me find my car keys....I dropped them and they fell in a storm drain, but I can't reach them. Can you use your spider web thingy and get them for me?

Is that your spider web orifice in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Spidey, do you keep your protective garments on during sex like I do?

Hey Zed, the spider has caught a fly!

Of course, J. J. Jameson is a master of spin. Much like TSCC.

"Menace Alliance started" J. J. Jameson title

"Spidey agrees to get dunked for Uncle Ben"

"Plot to bring Uncle Ben back from dead forms"

"Spidey sells signs and tokens to Mephisto"

"Fisk henchman and Spidey exchange words"

Special witness to the name of Spider-Man.

Unlike his other special witness, at least he has actually seen this fictional character.

Is Spidey giving him the "Sure sign of the nail?" hahahahahahahahahahaha

He sure the hell is!

lol

holycarp Wrote:
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> Is Spidey giving him the "Sure sign of the nail?"

Nope. The only sign seen here indicates that Senor Spider is not in the Club.

His thumb has not been planted near The Dorf's index knuckle as today's popes and politicians often do.

Spider-man makes peace with Green Goblin.

Who do you think has better super powers?

Has it a name?

It has.

Will you give it to me?

I will through the web.

President Brigham Young (1801–77) said of the endowment: “Let me give you a definition in brief. Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the house of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell.”

"Only Spidey has the power to heal your starving spirit."

"Calm! Stay calm! Don't panic! The flashbacks generally don't last more than a minute!"

Spidey: I'm endowed in more ways than one.

when fantasy worlds collide.

Two spiders.