if you had supposedly already been there?

Because it is the only place in the hereafter where you can have sex

So, in other words, to get screwed there we have to be screwed here.

Mormon theology doesn't say that the pre-existance and the Celestial Kingdom are the same place. The beginning of this journey didn't start at the CK, even in Mormon teachings. But what does it matter? The whole religion is all made-up anyway.

That's what I was told, but I immediately wondered if it's like LA County and Orange County, and Heavenly Father drives back and forth between the two in his heavenly minivan.

It all doesn't make sense: if you've successfully made it the CK and you're popping out spirit babies, by definition they are pre-existence babies, right? Then they *must* be the same place.

OK, LLLDeeSssss theologians, explain it reeeeal slow to us.

Perhaps God's CK is our PE. And our CK is going to be our spiritual kids PE. haha

If there is a CK, I'd go back for the same reasons as the demolition team in "Bridge on the River Kwai".

I doubt I came from such a place...bein' born a bastard to a 15 year old school girl and all.....just sayin'...

RB

It's so your calling and erection will be made sure...

SLC
Getting around to translating stuff properly

Balling and Erection made sure.

Screw ghawd and his CK. I'm going to go live with my Uncle Zeus, at his heaven.

I wouldn't mind going back for holidays, assuming my grandmother's around and still cranking out Christmas cookies. Her Christmas cookies are definitely worth going back for.

Other than that, seems like too much work.

The afterlife has no meaning without an after-afterlife.

If we were radioactive, we could at least have half lives.

*groan*

As the new guy is walking around with St Peter and seeing all the people, who were having a great time; BBG'ing, volleyball, swimming, boating. Football game on a big as screen with Lynyard Skynyrd playing in the background.

He ask Peter; so, whats with that big ass wall? Peter says,, O' thats the Mormons. They think they are the only ones up here.

They'll build a Trump wall up there, to keep out everyone who doesn't know the secret handshakes, and everyone else up there will pay for that wall. Just kidding .......



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