If I could play me, I would, but under the rules that I've just written, you can't play you...

So, I pick Freddie Prinze, Jr. to play me. He'll have to grow a goatee and let his hair grow a bit (in his ears). Also, he'll have to get over his tendency to be polite, helpful and logical.

But I have faith in him.

So... Who plays you?

Linda Hunt will play me.

Liam Neeson will play me.
"I have learned certain skills. I don't know who you are or where you live but I will find you and I will tithe you."

Can't pinpoint a particular actor for the role. He'd have to love his wife, cussing, craft beer, single malt scotch, hot rods and masturbating....any suggestions, anyone?

RB

Sam Elliot?

Ok....we both have mustaches.

Chaz Bono

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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahha. I just got it.

Does this actor need to be able to play me in the mo and non-mo form?

How big a stretch might that be?! Some actors like stretching, while others just play themselves, over and over.

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I don't think you could find an actor that could lose all that weight so fast.

Betty White!

Goldie Hawn.
(I wanted Betty White, but Aquarius123 got there first)



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Evangeline Lilly.
Spunky. Feisty. Girl next door.

Miss Piggy

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Miss Piggy was modeled after Loretta Swit. If Miss Piggy isn't available, perhaps Loretta Swit is
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I want Sandra Bullock to play me.

I want Katherine Heigl to play me.
She'll have the exmo vibe going, and I will volunteer to keep her company as she undergoes the daily 6 hour makeup regimen that turns her into a tall pudgy old bald guy.

Definitely Cathy Bates !!!!

Aw dang, I was going to go with Kathy Bates.

I will have to have Melissa McCarthy then! applesauce

Jerry Lewis
"Hey laaaady!"

George Carlin.

Michael Shanks

Brian Dennehy or Kevin James depending on the budget.

of rocking the boat now and again.

I wanted to be someone else, but everybody was already taken...

I'm a random extra, not mentioned in the credits.

Ray Winston.
Although I have been told I look a bit like Paul guilfoyle (Jim brass, CSI), it would need ray Winston (or dick van dyke) to get the accent right

Ryan Reynolds plays me.
Sort of halfway between "Green Lantern" Ryan and "Deadpool" Ryan.
Perfect :)

Half the splotchy face? But otherwise I agree.

You've never seen me without my mask...:)

Sally Field plays me! No question.

I wanted Linda Hunt but she was already taken, so... how about the woman who plays Flo in the Progressive commercials?

I love her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sally Field but she's busy being NormaRae.....


So Meredith Baxter from Family Ties days.....with a husband & 3 kids......with lil darker hair that turns gray. So she'd be a grandma & widow at the end of the movie.

It's not a movie, rather it is an ensemble for the ages.

The Dawg says... "my baby is Liz Taylor, pre death"....

I'll go with that.

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Ooh, if we can go with dead folks, for me, call Carole Lombard!

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Excellent !!!!!!!!

Saucie, you rock!

Let me know if you ever want to have an email coffee break with a slightly crazy old woman!

Any time Doxi... it would be my pleasure

Helen Mirren

It would be a step up for me, she is my fav!

Probably only the readers from the UK will appreciate this one - Brenda Blethyn in her role as DCI Vera Stanhope. Right accent and she wouldn't have put up with any nonsense, although I have reservations about her dress sense!

Alan Cumming

Australia actor Jesse Spencer of "House, MD" and "Chicago Fire," (I've been mistaken for him before even though I'm about 5 inches taller) except he can't use his Aussie accent - then again , I'd be charming with an Aussie accent, so he SHOULD use it



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Well cool. Loretta's kind of slim to play me though. LOL

Michael Cera or John Heder. People constantly claim I look like both of them. When Napoleon Dynamite came out, it got really old, especially given the circles I ran in...

Hellen Hunt.

I'd agree to any of the sexiest man alive alumn.

Or, if we are allowed to resurrect the dead, Gregory Peck would do.

Christopher Walken

Probably Marisa Tomei or America Ferrera.

I've gotta go with Tom Petty. There is no other way.

Rachel Weisz.

David Hewlett for Exmo Aspie