And on a serious note... My parents had an argument about my middle name. My dad's middle name, from a great-grandmother's maiden name, was "Dalton." He wanted to make that my middle name. My mom didn't like it, and since her middle name was "Diane," she suggested just an initial "D." Which dad accepted, and is what is on my birth certificate.
Dad's father, TBM grandpa, didn't like that the "Dalton" didn't get passed down, however. So when he did my blessing (dad was jack already), he told the church my middle name was "Dalton." Then when I was baptized, dad used "D." again.
So my church records are confused, some with one, some with another. Does that make me seem smarter? ;-)
Is this why the mormons went through a phase in the 40's/50's where they didn't give their daughters a middle name? My mother refused to give any of her daughters middle names. Her excuse was that our Maiden name would be our middle name. Ummm, not thanks.
My maiden name is a mile long, and nobody can spell it. I've never ever used it for my middle name. Ends up the IRS gave me my ex-husbands last name for my middle name. I don't mind because it connects me to my children. Makes more sense than using my maiden name.
Some of the muslim names are like a whole sentence, especially if they're royalty. I say a person should only get three names, including their last name, and a maximum of twenty letters. Any more and you just truncate the name down to twenty letters, maybe twenty-five if it's easy to pronounce in English.
I went by my middle name my entire life until I reached retirement age. Now Social Security and Medicare insist that I go by my first name and meiddle initial.
So now I get called by everyone that doesn't know me by my first name which I hate.
Parents, remember whatever you name your kid, he/she has to live with it the rest of his/her life.