Who is going to Hell? (joke ahead)

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Posted by: quatermass2 ( )
Date: October 27, 2016 02:58AM

As there has been discussion of who is or isn't going to Hell, I am reminded of an old joke I heard many years ago.

A chap had four sons. Three were Mormons and one was not. One family reunion, he got up and, as he stodd in front of a cheering log fire, one of his Mormon sons joined him and he asked:

"How did you sleep, my son?"

"Oh marvellous, father, I had a wonderful dream. I dreamt I went to Heaven".

"And what was it like there my son?"

"Oh wonderful, father, St Peter was at the pearly gates to welcome me,,,,"

At this point, his second Mormon son joined him:

"How did you sleep, my son?"

"Oh marvellous father, I had a wonderful dream. I dreamt I went to Heaven".

"And what was it like there my son?"

"Oh wonderful, father, St Peter was at the pearly gates to welcome me,,,,"

His third Mormon son entered and the same occurred.

Finally, his non-Mormon son entered the room:

"How did you sleep, my son?"

"Not good, father, I had a strange dream. I dreamt I went to Hell".

"Good gracious! And what was it like there my son?"

"Pretty much the same as here, you couldn't get near the fire for Mormons".

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: October 27, 2016 05:12AM

Re: Who is going to Hell? (joke ahead)

I thought it was everyone with good intentions who owned a large hand basket.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 27, 2016 09:06AM

Re: Who is going to Hell? (joke ahead)

Oh, I'm going to hell.
And I'm bringing matches :)

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quatermass2 Wrote:
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> As there has been discussion of who is or isn't
> going to Hell, I am reminded of an old joke I
> heard many years ago.
> 
> A chap had four sons.  Three were Mormons and one
> was not.  One family reunion, he got up and, as he
> stodd in front of a cheering log fire, one of his
> Mormon sons joined him and he asked:
> 
> "How did you sleep, my son?"
> 
> "Oh marvellous, father, I had a wonderful dream. 
> I dreamt I went to Heaven".
> 
> "And what was it like there my son?"
> 
> "Oh wonderful, father, St Peter was at the pearly
> gates to welcome me,,,,"
> 
> At this point, his second Mormon son joined him:
> 
> "How did you sleep, my son?"
> 
> "Oh marvellous father, I had a wonderful dream.  I
> dreamt I went to Heaven".
> 
> "And what was it like there my son?"
> 
> "Oh wonderful, father, St Peter was at the pearly
> gates to welcome me,,,,"
> 
> His third Mormon son entered and the same
> occurred.
> 
> Finally, his non-Mormon son entered the room:
> 
> 
> "How did you sleep, my son?"
> 
> "Not good, father, I had a strange dream.  I
> dreamt I went to Hell".
> 
> "Good gracious! And what was it like there my
> son?"
> 
> "Pretty much the same as here, you couldn't get
> near the fire for Mormons".