The new year will soon be here and millions will start diets and end up fatter than they are now. Diets do not work. You have to change your lifestyle. You have to change how much you eat to lose weight.

This is where the Donut Diet comes into play. Every time you feel the need to eat, go buy one and only one dozen donuts (glazed is best). Then drive straight to the Fedex office and overnight them to me.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

LOLOLOLOL.

themaster Wrote:
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> The new year will soon be here and millions will
> start diets and end up fatter than they are now.
> Diets do not work. You have to change your
> lifestyle. You have to change how much you eat to
> lose weight.
>
> This is where the Donut Diet comes into play.
> Every time you feel the need to eat, go buy one
> and only one dozen donuts (glazed is best). Then
> drive straight to the Fedex office and overnight
> them to me.

:D :D :D

Awesome!

Gives new meaning to "Word of Wisdom"!

My baggy pants have become my skinny jeans.

The trick is, you eat the holes, and throw away the donuts. There is a fabulous Amish Donut place in Philly's Reading Terminal Market right now. Line is always long, but I can never pass up the opportunity.

Ghosts eat donut holes and wash them down with evaporated milk.

Okay, this is the second funniest thing I've heard all day. And both on the same thread.

LOLOLOL.

I'm with Amyjo here, too funny

Not a single Donut has been delivered yet. Darn. At least no one has sent me any scones.

I followed your instructions, however I ate a few of them before I could get to the FedEx Center. When the FedEx clerk asked what was in the box, I told him and he set the box on a separate counter in the back room. Hmmm, don't think he gave me a tracking number this time.