Now dinner w/the family at the dinner table can be just like all those church meetings..

I guess the mormons weren't doing dinner time right, so the church had to step in and help them, the parents, be parents..

When are the family supposed to have dinner together? Dad has meetings 3 nights a week and all day on Sunday. Mom has her visiting teaching, Primary and Relief Society planning meetings.
The boys have scouts(like it or not the Mor on God said they must go). The teens and mom are both exhausted by the time school gets out from being up at the crack of dawn hauling them to and from seminary!
Mom has to bake bread all day. Breast feed every hour. Keep the other 3 kids under 5 out of the garden while she lovely weeds it and check on her canning jars as canning time is upon her. She must make a tacky craft project weekly . Shine her priesthood holders shoes and press his suit. Plan a meal to feed the missionaries and last but not least hand wash those sacred underwear and hang them to dry in a special place so heaven forbide her neighbors don't see them!

Don't forget the various types of Family Council schedulin'