In reversal of the normal method used by the polygs, Marie Osmond is married to each of her brothers (and some of their sons). They are all just waiting for the right time to admit it.
(apologies to those here who might be related to them or employed by them)
Immense hoard of unearthed Nephite coins certified bogus. The fakes have been traced to gang run by a Utah prison inmate who claims no knowledge of such, or anything else.