Yay! I made the board! I'm a sin friendly heresy teacher. I got scared for a minute that I might end up with this guy in the hereafter, but then right toward the end my category came up. Yay!
That,s a guy. If he has never "masturbated", then he is a "liar". Both on his list. Because he is out there with his list and most likely spewing hate along with it, then a "Bitter people" he is. Judge not least you be judge; so that takes care of the "Bible skeptics", "God mockers" and even the "two-faced church member" Sure there are more...
I don't think there is a person left in the world that doesn't fall under one of those descriptions. Including the dummy wearing the sign. That's it, were all going to hell after all.
The most appalling thing about this sign is the punctuation. As any whoremonger or party animal can tell you, apostrophe + s denotes possession, not plural -- Jehovah’s Witnesses, Hare Krishnas, gurus. An ellipsis should not follow “heresy teachers.” The use of an Oxford comma would be appropriate here. I don’t think I would want to associate with a group with so little respect for English usage rules. I have always had a soft spot in my heart for godless heathens.