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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 12:24AM
Dear Lost Mystic, just because you are vulnerable right now...

Doesn't mean that I shouldn't take advantage of you. I am drunk and you arent sure of your beliefs. We should totally hook up. I'll give you a sense of clarity and purpose and you'll give me all your money. That's the deal. You get security, and I get money for alcohol, drugs, and hookers.

That's religion, baby. Come take a swim. It feels great for me.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 12:58AM
I'm not going to get buried by my other threads.

I know what you want. And you want the comfort of me. A strong leader.

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Posted by: Lost Mystic ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 07:32AM
Re: Dear Lost Mystic, just because you are vulnerable right now...

Lol...

This offer seems all too familiar...

But I'm my own master now. Even if I don't know WTF I'm doing!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2011 09:55AM by Lost Mystic.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 01:34PM
Dear RaptorJesus,

You need a PR department.

Drunk deities should NEVER speak for themselves.

;)

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Posted by: george ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 02:16PM
Re: Dear RaptorJesus,

Rebeckah Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You need a PR department.
>
> Drunk deities should NEVER speak for themselves.
>
> ;)

Better PR people than those losers the LDS church uses I trust.
How many times do they have to get it wrong before SL fires their asses?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2011 02:17PM by george.

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Posted by: roflmao ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 02:07PM
Re: Dear Lost Mystic, just because you are vulnerable right now...

"I'll give you a sense of clarity and purpose and you'll give me all your money"

THAT is an excellent phrase, and I am taking credit for it, yup RJ got it from me.

I was sitting here thinking it and that %#@!%%@ stole it right out of my brain!

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 02:21PM
Re: Dear Lost Mystic, just because you are vulnerable right now...

Don't sucker for it, Lost. All you really need is another good sandwich. You can join my Sandwich of the Month Club for a mere $50/month. You'll get a sandwich sent to you once a month express mail, and you pick the day you feel you'll be needing it the most. RJ deals in intangibles, I deal in edibles. Which is best, ask yourself...

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Posted by: Lost Mystic ( )
Date: May 16, 2011 03:46PM
Re: Dear Lost Mystic, just because you are vulnerable right now...

LOL

I love meatball sandwiches with jalepanos and red onions...

But I can see how a sandwich a month can bring me closer to enlightenment...

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