http://www.deseretnews.com/top/1101/148/No-Angel-Moroni-statue-Oakland-California-Temple-A-historical-tour-through-LDS-temple-Angel-Moroni.html

Pay Lay Alol

It sounds exactly like this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2017 07:53PM by Dave the Atheist.

+1

It sounds exactly like that!

I was going to say that they play those straightened-out trumpets a lot, on stage at the opera.

But I like Dave the Atheist's example much better!

I think Dave's almost got it. But it's missing that underlying, vibrating flatulence.

What Moroni was uniquely able to capture was the synergy between the drunken vuvuzela blower and the fart of a large herbivore, perhaps a rhinoceros.

Here, a former star from Grimms' Band of Bremen cuts loose a fine version of Blowing Moroney Baloney:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY

Drones
White noise
Flatulence
Silence
Crybaby
Tweaks
Redrum
Death

Rare footage of Moroni playing at a mormon funeral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_srb7wcTA

I've been told it sounds like a vuvuzela. Look it up

Y'all are killing me!! Lmao

According to church policy, Moroni shouldn't be blowing anybody's trumpet.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbigvtzdWRI

Always imagined a little like that.

'I SAID WE MAY HAVE TO BRING IN OUR FRIEND FROM YONKERS!!!!!'



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Moroni could take a break from the trumpet, and play Scrabble instead.

Did you know that Moroni is also an Italian surname?

Me neither. ;)

Ever been to a football match in South Africa? There are Moronis everywhere in the stands.

Obscure song from the early 60's: "I've got a girl named Bony Moroni/She's as skinny as a string of macaroni....." ( pronounced "moroneee"not "moroneye".

It's not well known, but deep in an obscure section of the Joseph Smith Papers, Joseph said that the Reformed Egyptian name for "trumpet" meant something else entirely, but that "trumpet" was the best he could come up with. Hugh Nibley researched the word Joseph used, did a thorough linguistic analysis looking for possible root words in Egyptian, Hebrew, and several native American tongues, and decided it meant:

"skin-flute"

Amen.

"Skin Flute." Old Hugh really sad that with a straight face? It's okay, just as long as Moroni greased his flute with valve oil before playing it.

I was kidding.
At least a little :)

If Moroni did blow his horn there would be pigeon shit all over the valley.

May I have an AMEN!

You gotta remember that Moroni is one of Joseph Smith's fictional alter egos.

This is what Moroni's horn really sounds like:

https://youtu.be/lVN1Apz45AE