Posted by:
samwitch
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Date: February 12, 2017 05:02PM
Normally Sunday is a good day to buy groceries in the Morridor, but today I had bad timing; one of the local wards must have just let out.
There, decked out in church clothes, was a harried Mormon dad with his kids; one of the boys whined about getting a treat, and the dad, in that sickly-sweet, octave-too-high, Mormon-man voice we all know, sharply reminded his son, "Remember what day it is!" A couple minutes later, he was yelling at his kids as I headed for the checkout.
Oh, the irony.