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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 03:48PM
Jesus Christ on a Rubbermaid Cross.

BLARGH.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 03:52PM
Do you ever just...want to beat some people with a giant....

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:03PM
Yes, yes I have.

I've also wanted a Nerf machine gun with dyed nerf bullets so I could go "postal" without actually hurting anyone.

I make do with Solid Snake's VR missions, though. There is something oddly satisfying about dropping a virtual grenade on top of a virtual (and really stupid) soldier walking in a virtual hole in the ground.

I worry about me sometimes. :)

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:05PM
I have complete faith in your sanity.

Of course, this is coming from a man (me) who probably is half in the bag most of the time.

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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:07PM
Re: Jesus Christ on a Rubbermaid Cross.

I get that feeling sometimes. Usually when I am driving.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:08PM
Well the good news is, I got my bandages off today and the holes in my abdomen are healing nicely. Now if my breasts would deflate a little, I'd be in business. (n/t)


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:10PM
I'm glad you're getting better.

I'm sure the moobs will go away eventually. :)

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:10PM
Nah. Their supple beauty won't be foiled. (n/t)


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:15PM
Well, I can tell you from experience that when you diet, the boobs are usually the first to go. ;) (n/t)


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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:16PM
So, should I be thinking Madonna spike bra for Xmas?

Seriously, though, I am glad you're ok.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:17PM
Tryin' to keep my spirits up and not wallow in depression.

Tomorrow I get to have some of the nerves in my back burned off with a giant needle. That should be better than a three hour orgasm on a rollercoaster.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:19PM
Ack! What did you do to deserve that?!?!? (n/t)


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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:21PM
I'm hot, sexy and fabulous. Some people just can't deal with that. That's my only crime. (n/t)


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:22PM
Sigh...

Hot, sexy, fabulous AND persecuted? I weeping for you here!

Seriously, ouch! and I hope it doesn't hurt as much as it sounds like it will.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:25PM
It shouldn't be TOO terrible.

They just said it'll be highly unpleasant and I'll be pretty sore for a couple days. But if it takes care of my long term back pain, it's totally worth it.

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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:23PM
Oh, wow. That sucks balls, man.

Like humongous, Rush Limbaugh balls.

Did you get to listen to that NPR link at all?

"Hassa diga eebowai," buddy!

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:25PM
I haven't yet. The soundtrack was released on iTunes today though. I plan on purchasing it.

I'll proudly give Matt and Trey my money.

And by the way...no one has bigger balls than my husband. Just saying. They're enormous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2011 04:26PM by GayLayAle.

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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:29PM
Hahahahahahaha!

The song "turn it off" is one of the most poigniant pieces of satire I have ever heard. You will love it.

Btw, I pre-purchased it, so I must be a better disciple than you. That's ok, though. I still have much to learn in TCONKOTB doctine.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:31PM
Oh yeah? Well....yeah. (n/t)


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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 05:49PM
Sounds like it's time for a manssiere. (n/t)


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Posted by: nomoinwyo ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:13PM
Re: Jesus Christ on a Rubbermaid Cross.

"Jesus Christ on a Rubbermaid Cross". That quote is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Do you mind if I use it?
But yes, I often want to beat people with whatever I have on hand LOL
Things will get better, I promise :)

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:14PM
Feel free! And I'm glad I could make ya laugh! ;) (n/t)


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Posted by: Charlie ( )
Date: May 17, 2011 04:18PM
Re: Jesus Christ on a Rubbermaid Cross.

Mom preferred to threaten with a flip-flop.

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