Wow, Geronimo was a female!? And mother listed as "Chee-hash-kish"--sounds like a Book of Abraham name.

The things I learn every day...

I won't to go into the Hitler thing, as I don't want to invoke Godwin's Law.

This would be a daughter of the famous Indian Chief Geronimo. The chief was born near what is now known as Turkey Creek in the Gila National Forest in New Mexico in 1829.

According to Wikipedia, Dohn-say was one of his daughters. Wikipedia also says he had a total of nine wives over his lifetime.

The epitome of disrespect, IMHO.

I wonder why 'Sacajawea' (that's an alternative spelling but still acceptable) isn't sealed to her husband, only her parents?

Hitler is sealed to Eva so ?

carameldreams Wrote:
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> I wonder why 'Sacajawea' (that's an alternative
> spelling but still acceptable) isn't sealed to her
> husband, only her parents?

They're not big on interracial marriage...

I thought Hitler was sealed with a 9mm bullet to the temple.

There! I did it. I went there.


:-)

P.S. According to some, he was dead-dunked *twice*!

I notice they "sealed" Einstein to both of his "spouses" -- the first one he divorced, and the second one.

So genius Albert is now a polygamist in heaven, according to the mormons.

Somehow I doubt Albert would approve...or care :)

Doesn't matter they are both relative to him anyway.

+1 Cleverest thing I read all day!

And that gem comes to us from Schrodinger's cat??

I genuflect.

I noticed that too. Albert Einstein, made an eternal polygamist by the mormons.

I posted a link on FB to the Einstein doc and added this commentary:

EINSTEIN a POLYGAMIST?
Leave it to the Latter Day Saints to turn Albert Einstein
into a polygamist! LDS Ordinance Data indicate that he was
posthumously "baptized" and "sealed" to both his first and
second wives! Einstein might be shocked to discover that
he's bound for all eternity to the woman he divorced in
this lifetime (she may feel the same, but, of course, her
feelings are of no consequence to the "priesthood").

Thought about adding more, like mentioning that the 2nd wife might not like the 1st one hanging around either, but wanted to keep it relatively short. I don't think people read much on FB.

I was pleased to see that FB sucked the link right up and displays a clickable mini version of the document too!

that said, it is totally abhorrent to me that LDS Inc is dead-dunking people who fled Germany due to oppression because they were Jewish

I'm glad that I know now that these ordinances are bunk.

Me too...

Just because McKnight uses the little "TM" symbol next to his use of MormonLeaks does not change the fact that he STOLE that domain name from Dr Criddle.

wait, hitler?? correct me if im wrong, but y would a mormon do temple work for a guy who led a genocide??????

canary21 Wrote:
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> wait, hitler?? correct me if im wrong, but y would
> a mormon do temple work for a guy who led a
> genocide??????

Still like these wonderful, lovable folks?
You just don't understand how important "the work" is.
Pay, pray and obey...

... then next thing you'll know American's will be infatuated enough with a Hitler type human enough to elect him president.

17 more damned people in heaven right now:Bob Marley, Albert Einstein, Theodor Herz, Adolf Hitler, Yitzhak Rabin, Moshe Sharett, Sacajewea, Geronimo, Chiefs Pocatello, Washakie, Seattle, Oshkosh, Massasoit, Crazy Horse, Cochise, and Attakullakulla, Black Elk

Those last 11 in the list are super special because they are not only Hebrews but descendants of Father Lehi who came to the Americas 2617 years ago around the time that Shiz had his head chopped off in conclusion of the Jaredite civilization implosion. This thread reminds me of the horrific guilt we should feel for not searching for the archaeological artifacts of the brave warriors on each side of the conflict - Shiz and Coriantumr - so they can have their temple work done. It's so sad how they have to rot away in Spirit Prison cells being delayed at hearing the wondrous message because of our slothfulness.

Is that why I hear so many Mormons 'curse' with 'Oh, Shiz!' and 'That's a pile of Shiz'. Genuine question.

Has anybody done Laban's temple work?

You know, Laban -- the guy whose head Nephi chopped off to get brass plates that were supposed to last for all generations to see but that nobody ever saw...? Yeah, that Laban.

How many wives were sealed to him?

Now was it that shiz guy had his head lopped then got up on all fours and tried to breath...or was that another pile of shiz ive mistaken for this pile..thats the trouble right there...keeping your piles of shiz straight...ive always had a soft spot for the great leaders of native culture...the afossils would have to stand on their mothers shoulders to kiss geronimos ass...just a shame that a bunch of posers are allowed to denigrate great men...hitler not do much...the church kind of deserves him imo...hell fit right in with his sordid dreams of world domination

I would think that Laban and Shiz would appreciate their bodies being sealed to their heads...

This is interesting, but is Ancestral File really a "leak"?

It's at least satisfying to know that Bob Marley can give Hitler some weed to tone down that vicious energy.

My oldest son was one of the kids doing the baptisms for all those famous Native Americans.

This may be a bit tangential, but is it possible for Non-MO's to get copies of this data on our own relatives? For example, I'm pretty sure my TBM relatives have had this $h!+ done for my non-Mo dad, mom & brother. It'd be nice to verify it though. My parents were also divorced, and my dad remarried, so it'd also be curious to see who's sealed to whom...

Will someone email this to HBO and Bill Maher, I cant do it from work

I think he'd pick up on it and give the Mormons the credit they deserve

link :


http://www.hbo.com/apps/submitinfo/contactus/submit.do?title=Real%20Time%20with%20Bill%20Maher&questiontype=realtimewithbillmaher

could you confirm you did it... thx