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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 12:23AM

Rock and Roll Music Legend Chuck Berry passed away today. What are the odds his name will be dead dunked at a Mormon temple in a year from now? 100%, 99%, 98%. Perhaps at multiple temples.

I expect there are some Lilly white Mormons that are just sure they are related enough to submit the paperwork to have Chuck Berry's name dead dunked.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 01:50AM

He never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could play the guitar like ringing a bell.

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Posted by: ericka ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 02:08AM

Chuck wrote a song that made the old men of mormonism cringe.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chuckberry/mydingaling.html

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Posted by: ericka ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 04:12AM

It would be great if we knew the date and temple Chuck would get dead dunked at.

A great tribute would be for exmos to gather and sing "My DING A LING" out in front of the temple.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 05:22AM

It's a myth that they only dunk those who are related by blood. With those, they sometimes personally go to the temple for the ritual.

If it's just a name mormons found on a tombstone or in the news, the proxy is usually a typical mormon teenager.

They not only dunk all never mormons, but they also include exed mormons and resigned mormons in their name-desecrating rituals.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 05:46AM

Is the priesthood conferred by proxy on deceased males too?

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 06:01AM


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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 08:07AM

There really is no end to the insanity!

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 06:54AM

The official version is Bow your head and say YES.

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Posted by: michaelm (not logged in) ( )
Date: March 19, 2017 07:51AM

Some ding-a-ling will do it.

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