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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 05:48AM
From the "Religion makes you crazy" dept. Humo ... sorta ...

A warning sign posted at a snake handling church:

http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1150993245/warning-sign-at-snake-handling-church-click-image


Perfectly safe for work.

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 07:49AM
Mormons would just say "You die, you got no faith". (n/t)


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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 10:22AM
Re: From the "Religion makes you crazy" dept. Humo ... sorta ...

That didn't even make sense...

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 12:13PM
Re: From the "Religion makes you crazy" dept. Humo ... sorta ...

maria Wrote:
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> That didn't even make sense...


For a Gospel of Mark followin',serpent handlin', cyanide swillin' Pentacostal hillbilly in the Ozarks, it makes perfect sense. Except the spelling is too good.

LOL!

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 12:23PM
That was interesting.

Did you watch the video? Those people are nuts.

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Posted by: OnceMore ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 12:27PM
Re: From the "Religion makes you crazy" dept. Humo ... sorta ...

I disagree about the spelling. Isn't "Pastor" correct, and not "Paster." And what about the errant apostrophes, and the random use of initial caps?

"Paster Harvey Payne" could have shortened his sign to "If you get bit, don't sue me."

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 03:09PM
Precisely, OnceMore. The misspelled words & generous use of apostrophes. (n/t)


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Posted by: OnceMore ( )
Date: September 20, 2010 03:59PM
Re: Precisely, OnceMore. The misspelled words & generous use of apostrophes.

Paster-Pastor Payne can't spell "poison" either. Check the sign.

Our "Paster" is probably a run-of-the-mill scam artist protecting the flush status of his wallet.

You would think that god would protect him from lawsuits.

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: September 21, 2010 12:27AM
Re: Precisely, OnceMore. The misspelled words & generous use of apostrophes.

OnceMore Wrote:
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> Paster-Pastor Payne can't spell "poison" either.
> Check the sign.
>

Uh, yeah, I did. Hence the post. ;)

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