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Posted by: RebelJamesDean ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 03:23PM
Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

It could be an online church with local, in person, social hubs.

We could call it, " The Church of Reason and Kindness "

We could call it, " The Church of Tolerance and Compassion "

We could call it, " The Church of Love and Service "

Any suggestions or ideas? Just thinking out loud. :)

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 03:31PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

"The Church of Perfectly Tuned Bells" has a nice ring to it!

[rimshot!]

[wild applause!]

Oh thank you, thankyouverymuch, yer toooo kind!

I'm here 'til Good Friday... Try the loaves and fishes!...

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 03:55PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

Pastafarian church ......

Oh. Wait ...

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 04:00PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

The word church just gives me the creeps.

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Posted by: RebelJamesDean ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 04:08PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

We need to make sure we have tax exempt status. :)

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 07:32PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

"The Holy Church of It's None Of Your Damn Business"

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Posted by: mav ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 08:57PM
I want the underwear contract. (n/t)


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 09:59PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

"The International Worldwide Church of Christian Sciencology for the Unification of Krishna's Latter-Day Witnesses."

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Posted by: michaelm (not logged in) ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 09:21PM
LOL (n/t)


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Posted by: seamaiden ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 10:01PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

I don't care what we call it, but can we make it mandatory men wear kilts? I kinda got a thing....

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Posted by: Cpete ( )
Date: March 26, 2017 10:05PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

No. Lying is not my thing.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 05:45AM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

John Oliver started a church called Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.

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Posted by: Anonish ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 03:54PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

I thought about this. Don't have a name but we can combine Momism and multi level marketing. Only 5% and you get a percentage of anyone you convert and a decending smaller amount of their converts.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 03:56PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

No thanks, I'll pass.
I did get a chuckle at caffiend's suggested name, though :)

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 09:12PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

I already did 'the church of Adam Henry' only badasses aloud

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 09:20PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

The Helpful, Caring, and Sensible Church.(THCSC)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 27, 2017 11:48PM
Re: Anyone want to start a church? What should we call it?

The Beautiful Opulence of Naked Earth-Revering Saints (the BONERS)

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