I thought perhaps he was going to regale us with an anecdote about how his wife and the rest of the women folk stand Barefoot in the kitchen during the priesthood session, hurriedly making hundreds and hundreds of batches of donuts that the men-folk can come home and gorge on while they explain to the women how the talks from the priesthood session illuminated how best they live their lives.
midwestanon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought perhaps he was going to regale us with > an anecdote about how his wife and the rest of the > women folk stand Barefoot in the kitchen during > the priesthood session, hurriedly making hundreds > and hundreds of batches of donuts that the > men-folk can come home and gorge on while they > explain to the women how the talks from the > priesthood session illuminated how best they live > their lives. > > Oops, wrong apostle
I would be surprised to learn that the Uchtdorfs eat a whole lot of doughnuts. Dieter and his wife are supposedly quite health-conscious. The womenfolk would have to find some other way of demonstrating their slavish devotion to the penishood.
Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm surprised he hasn't shown up at GC in his > Sunday best Lederhosen!
I would attend conference to see that.
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Our family conference tradition is that we clean the kitchen linoleum while listening to conference on the radio.
First we get a bulldozer too pull the house off its foundation. Then my wife and I stand on opposite sides and roll bowling balls wrapped in soapy sponges back and forth across the floor. Hose it down, dry it off, and put the house back on its foundation and that usually lasts most of a session. Really does the job on those black heel marks too.
Gee, what a fun family! That is the single most newsworthy article I have ever read. I know that if I wore ties, and if I had more than one tie, I would certainly start watching conference just so that I could join in the fun.
I never realized how much fun the Mormon church could be!
This is so much more worthwhile than feeding the hungry and clothing the poor. Healing the sick, sheltering the homeless --- simply not even worth mentioning now that we have multiple ties changing to celebrate.
Oh, just watch. Now everybody is going to start switching ties between session. Families will color-coordinate their ties. Stores will spring up that sell family conference-tie sets in different colors that are monogramed or have temple prints on them or picture of Udork himself. Or they will make ones that say "I loved Confruunce" or "Come listen to (barely) living prophets." The wimmin folk will be posting picture of their penishood men and what their ties look like each session. The store will sell matching scripture covers to match the tie, just to expand their inventory. And they'll have baby onsies that say "Future Tie Changer."