A whole new level of fanaticism. MORmONS are fine with singing praises of a serial rapist, but God Damn you if you enjoy a cup o joe in the morning, like normal people. Whats wrong with Prozac?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-dfOQUc8vQ&sns=em

That coffee pot saved 9 of her 10 children from the mind***k that is Mormonism.

Sounds like a win to me. Well played, sister.

What. A. Stupid. Thing.

Omfg I just can't.

O.M.F.G.

What a colossal joke.

Mormons are grade A, world class FOOLS, and that woman is an asshole.



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Wow. I just can't. I guess I'll keep drinking my coffee, since a cup of coffee a day keeps the Mormons away. This is almost as bad as her "Mothers Who Know" talk.

For that matter, a smoking habit does an even better job. Anything is preferable to death by Mormonism.

except for the part that smoking really is bad for your health...

That was tough to watch...BUT she gave no reasons why coffee was bad other than it is against the WoW...That's it...and no TR...

While mormons like to present the "Hey we're Christians too" to the outside world...that definitely falls under the..."them mormons are just bat-shit, crazy weird.."

And really???????????

Crying because someone is drinking coffee???

Yeah, wouldn't you love see an investigator watch this clip and and say: "What. The. Actual. Fuuuuuck!?"

In our family counting back five generations gets us to family members who fought in the American Revolution. And they surely drank coffee and tea.

My Mormon ancestors drank coffee all the way back to the start of the church.

Coffee was a staple in the church up until the 1940's when the church took a stronger stance.

TR holders drank coffee without a hitch.

I don't feel damned for drinking coffee. I have my reservations about having been a Mormon.

Themaster!!!
Did your cousin Vinny write that crap????

When his talks come up on the teleprompter, is there a cue to cry?

I was just kidding you when I asked that; but if he wrote it, he's an absolute genius!

That brought the truth of mormonism home better than anything I've seen in a loooooong time!

I was going to ask if you liked to story about the pot of coffee and 9/10 of the woman's future family was saved from Mormonism? What a great story and so untraceable.

My cousin Vinny cannot admit or deny if the story is true or not. Nor will my cousin Vinny admit or deny any knowledge of the pot of coffee saving perhaps several hundred souls from a lifetime of toilet scrubbing.

Only you can prevent forest trees from becoming shit paper. Use a bidet. Mormonism the shit that begets more shit.



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My TBM daughter adores my dad, wishes she could find a man like him to marry (and he was far from TBM). She's learned there aren't any mormon men like her grandfather. My dad also drank alcohol and chewed tobacco.

My dad somehow had a TR there at the end. Go figure. My grandparents had TRs back when they were alive, including my grandparents who couldn't afford to pay tithing. I do think things were different back then, but how knows how my dad got his TR (he'd never lie to get one).



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I'm at a lost for words after viewing that. It's like going into a psychiatric ward watching a woman in the middle of the room babbling incoherent words. This is not normal human behavior.

Hehe

Seriously, Julie Beck?

"One little cup of coffee" is going to keep any of God's children out of heaven for eternity?

Is she nuts, or what?!

That's the most innane thing I have heard yet on this board.

For this, she worries about her forebears and their posterity?

What about the lives they led, such as were they good people or not? Were their hearts right, were they kind, loving, etc?

Instead she's obsessed over whether her ancestor drank a cup of coffee. And that is the reason they will be kept out of heaven.

Oh.my.golly. Now I've heard it all.

Where she has all of her nevermo fans swooning over her regular Sunday posts....where they croon, "isn't it mahvelous...isn't it wonderful! Marie is a such a spiritual lady...she's such a Christian"

And she replies, "yes my wonderful fans...aren't we all lovely! Why can't we all just get a long..what...Mormonism? We're absolutely no different than you!"

barf

Join Mormonism and damn your family for five generations. That's my history. My father didn't produce any faithful Mormon sons. But he built up his wealth nicely.

I'll take an honest cup of joe any day. No lumps please.

Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Q: Whats wrong with Prozac?

I can tell you what's wrong with Prozac for me (and perhaps others). I was given it unknowingly (after a surgical procedure, to "calm me down").

Well, first of all, I didn't need calming until I was given that pill, which sent me into a sobbing spell. The worse I sobbed, the more I was supposed to take. Finally, I thought, "this isn't like me--I don't need a drug to put me on my usual good-handling of my emotions". Whereupon, I stopped taking the drug, and instantly started returning to my own "usual" self.

Coffee is a stimulant. You get a "high" from drinking it, but when that wears off, it drops your mood down below what is was
at the start.

Prozac is worse, as it is stronger, and may do more harm than it helps--so don't assume otherwise (and this includes other mind-altering drugs).

My son, by profession, is a councilor of "mixed-up" people. Sometimes, all he has to do is to get people to believe in themselves, instead of thinking they need to take a drug to get "better". This is a strange generation, with people who think they need a drug to control themselves, instead of using self-control (which works much better).

Another way of viewing this story is that the CHURCH (which
controls access to the temples) and has gone against their own
scripture (sec. 89 of D&C specifically says it's NOT given by way
of commandment) has made up an arbitrary rule just to keep people
from getting the blessings of their temple.

All these people missing out on the "blessings of the temple"
because of coffee? Whose fault is that? It's the Church's fault.

Note to whoever cares:

Blacks were not allowed to have the "blessings of the Temple" for
more years than people have been kept out for drinking coffee.
Let's hear Julie Beck cry about all these people kept from having
the "blessings of the Temple" because of the leaders' century-
plus of racism.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^1000

Is she trying to use a scare tactic? Oh I better not drink that coffee or else I will personally and directly be responsible for the eternal damnation of 5 generations!?!?

I can't stand the delusional, nonsensical thinking of Mormons.

after having posted on it earlier today.

That video is great! It'd really hysterically funny and I think it should be spread far and wide to keep others from joining the cult!

I was thinking the same thing. This should go viral.

Would anybody be willing to write a transcript, please?

OK, so Julie is worried about the consumption of coffee as we all await the response from Iran and Russia on the US missile strikes tonight. I think I just want to cry for my family still involved in this cult!

Lucky there is red bull.



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All those Christians July loves--they are kept out of the temple, too. How awful for those 9 of 10 children to have to remain with the Christians, and be deprived of the Mormon heaven. It's so awful that the woman has to cry about it. Cry for the poor, lesser beings.

Like Baura says, it is the cult's fault these people weren't given temple recommends.

She honestly thinks God would be so petty?

Pathetic, but crazy evil at the same time.

A pot of coffee at the back of the stove all day? What century was this?

Guess I'll have to go chop some wood so I can fire up my Keurig.

Years ago I met a real down-to-earth guy. He had a good job before he retired. He told me he occasionally enjoys a cup of coffee and I thought nothing of it. Then he told me he was a first counselor in a bishopric. Again, I thought nothing of it. Years later I mentioned him to my brother who immediately said the guy should have been released from that position and disfellowshipped.

My brother is quite fanatical about morg things.

"....her voice was soft and cool her eyes clear and bright but she's not there...."

The Zombies
Circa 1968

Gatorman
Circa 2017

Haha

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I'd say that coffee and tea have kept Mom and me healthy, wealthy, and wise.

We are both out of Mormonism and no longer wasting our time and talents in fake work temple ceremonies or getting our wallets sucked dry paying tithing.

All that blubbering about coffee being so evil almost made me laugh if it weren't for the fact that her audience was taking it all in so seriously.

I saw what themaster saw. The untraceable, heroic, nameless woman who saved 90% of her progeny from scrubbing toilets and lives of TBM misery. She was unable to save one, but proudly, joyfully attended nine weddings.

Later in life, in an attempt to save those grandchildren lost to LDS, she gained a TR, and taught them about coffee on the sly, their "secret."

She lay her head on her pillow at night, and thought, "At least I tried, at least I tried."

No wonder it made Beck cry. Mormons always leave a lot of stuff out of their stories.

They say nutty, crazy, insane things from the pulpit. You look
around you and everyone seems to be accepting it as normal and
valid. Reminds me of a Sam Harris quote:

“This, to me, is the true horror of religion: it can allow
perfectly decent and sane people to believe, by the billions,
what only lunatics could believe on their own. If you wake up
tomorrow morning thinking that saying a few Latin words over your
pancakes is going to turn them into the body of Elvis Presley,
you have lost your mind. But if you think more or less the same
thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus, you’re just a
Catholic.”

I live in the South. Although I hate the south, there is a wide variety of interesting birds. So I have bird feeders in my back yard. Saturday and Sunday mornings I go outside and drink a hot cup of Johann* (I generally drink Gevalia) and watch the colorful birds. That's right, I have replaced my do-nothing Heavenly Father with Gevalia and little birds. Take that, lazy and vindictive Heavenly Father. Coffee may not lengthen your life, but it won't shorten it, either, and makes it a helluva lot more pleasant.

*https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7LJd/gevalia-office-updo



EDIT: Little-known fact: people often say I look a lot like Johan on the Gevalia commercials.



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My grandmother drank coffee and tea. She went to the temple to be sealed to my grandpa when they were young and could never go again because of her sinful habit. And she produced a Nazi Mormon son and some of the TBMest grandchildren and great grandchildren ever.
So whaddaya say about that Sister Beck?

You can tell she is psychologically rabid.

That conference voice, always at the cusp of trembling which makes it easy to break into tears. Nails on a chalkboard found not sound more pleasant than the "what I'm saying is so fucking important, I can hardly believe that I'm the messenger for this all too self important message, so listen to me damnit!" While trying to have a humble "countenance". My wife will do this sometimes when trying to "impress" upon the children some ass-pect of the gospel.

Then the 5 generations comment. W.T.Fuck? Mormonism and compulsory WoW adherence is maybe into the third generation...maybe 4? So stupid..... So stupid. Think next time sister beck. Think it through. If you don't others will and it turns into threads like this. Your cult does not bode well from this.

I don't really like coffee, but I'm actively seeking out some cold brew just to say fuck your church and the nonsense it spews to the world. I guess, it should be hot just to really say screw your WoW. Is she the one that cannot say pornography? Says pruh-nography? ....Figures.

I'm sharing this shit on Bill Maher's FB page to see if he'll use it to skewer Bat Shit Crazy Mormon beliefs on Friday Night on HBO,. just for the fun of it.

From the deepest bottom of my heart I send you a very honest and sincere 'Fuck You'. This is nothing short of religious fascism. Is it any wonder why Mormonism is being called by many a cult ?

She thinks she can tell God what to do. No ego there.

It is so sad how people distance themselves from the wondrous blessings of the church thanks to their very sinful iniquities such as drinking coffee and tea. I personally like to drink some very hot brewed cocoa bean beverages. But if such a hot beverage were to be brewed with beans from coffee plants instead then I would need to keep my distance from such an iniquity. I would not be temple worthy. I would not have the wondrous blessings of being able to scrub the Lord's toilets in the temple bathroom so Heavenly Father can save some money in not hiring more temple janitors.

The drinkers of coffee remind me of those heathen evil people who drink tea. Good heavens!! It's a good thing that the obviousness over whether or not the Mormon church is the most honest and truthful church ever helps set everyone straight on this matter :)

:D

What about my coffee drinking grandparents? They drank coffee and didn't raise her kids in the church. Yet 2 out of the 3 became mormon with a bunch of the grandchildren still very mormon



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My cousin Vinny did not write this speech. This story about coffee is a perfect example of what the correlation department does not want. You know the story is not true but it shows how crazy the upper management is.

Stupid is as stupid speaks.

That Julie Beck is a moron. It was hard to watch. That's the stupidest $hit I ever saw.

Funny, as a tbm I used to eat this stuff up. Now I spew everything I eat when hearing this load of $h!+



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Julie, tnurg doesn't drink coffee because I never gravitated to the taste! As a youngster, tea was always more refreshing to me! Before running at the mouth, wake up julie beck - know your history - the WOW was introduced to the church as nothing more than a recommendation - that's it! If you knew your history you would know that the WOW was an offshoot of the Temperance Movement of the day! Predator jo smith jr. was simply keeping up with contemporary incitement, a new awakening if you will of how christian people were suppose to live that blossomed on the American Frontier in the early 1830's! It's laughable julie beck - jo smith jr./many other so-called general authorities repeatedly throughout their lives violated the WOW!

Now, julie get off your high horse/stop trying to impose your moron nonsense on everyone else! Please stop threatening members/indirectly those who don't hold your beliefs in high regard! mormonism's imaginary temple blessings/recommend process are absurd! The entire ruse is nothing more than a got you policy designed to collect money/scare the hell out of your trembling victims in order to keep them in line!

I and many others don't want any part of your celestial, sexual orgy in the sky where men who hold your imaginary, backdated priesthood can have innumerable women/endless sex for all eternity! Yup, and unlimited offspring - no less! tnurg simply can't embrace impostor jo smith jr. - narcissist/resident pimp in his low-life, imaginary world! What we see here is very disturbing/quite revealing as it relates to mormon credibility!

It's more than obvious to most of us that your mormon heaven is nothing more than a sexual predator's perverted view of an afterlife! (Sicko) I don't know any normal, coherent, moral woman who would encourage her husband to scurry off into the night so he could bang his multiple wives! Sorry julie beck, tnurg has morals/children to think of! As Always, tnurg (GRUNT)



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As a Mormon lass I was addicted to chocolate. Didn't realize it was for the caffeine content until I was able to partake of coffee and tea after leaving the cult.

Now I save a ton of money on chocolate, in lieu of my caffeinated beverages. I believe it may be hereditary since my parents loved caffeine, and their parents before them, etc. Including on the TBM BIC Mormon side of the family all the way back to Joe and Co.

One of my earliest convert ggggrandmothers was a pipe smoking mother of 12 children, while being a Mormon wife to her never polygamist husband. I imagine had he lived to follow Brigham west after Joseph's murder, he would have been consigned to taking on plural wives. He died before they could make that trip.

I figure that ggggrandmother must've found some relaxation in her pipe habit, that kept her from going over the edge between raising that many children, running a home, and being driven from home to home in the dead of winter several times over. It was one of her little respites she allowed herself. She lived to be 92. I dare anyone, including Julie holier-than-thou Beck, to say my ggggrandmother is *not* going to be saved in the hereafter. She will be before Julie holier-than-thou Beck will.

Listening to this woman's account about the lasting moral damage done by someone drinking coffee perhaps 100 years ago raises lots of questions, and some red flags about authenticity.

But its sub-narrative about doing every little thing mormonism
ever tells you to do, no matter how stupid, is just pure cult, is against common sense and is immoral.

I only hope the other bits of her talk touched on the need to
consider alternatives and the power of setting your own course.

Reminds me of debate class, where you're assigned which side of an argument to take.

After that you just power through with everything you can think of to say to shoot for a win.