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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:52PM
OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

Gonna go to the mall and make a shirt to wear around town. Gotta piss off the Kolobians. Any ideas for the printing on the shirt?

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:53PM
yes...

it could say:

"Do YOU drink the Kolobian Kool-Aid?"

and you could have a picture of some temple or something...

or

"R U a Kolobian 2?"

(because I hate those RULDS2 bumper stickers)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2011 03:54PM by chulotc is snarky.

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:56PM
I like " R U a Kolobian 2?" Thank you for the suggestion. (n/t)


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Posted by: nebularry ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 03:57PM
Kolobian Wave?

Is that powered by Dark Energy?

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:00PM
Re: Kolobian Wave?

I think it is powered by my little factory (snickerin).

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Posted by: ipseego ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:03PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

"Hi to Kolob!"

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Posted by: roflmao ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 05:21PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

ipseego Wrote:
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> "Hi to Kolob!"


Awesome!!!

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Posted by: Tristan-Powerslave ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:04PM
Great job guys!! I can't stop laughing!! :D (n/t)


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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:06PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

Kolob Curious?

Ask me!


OR

Kiss Me

I'm Kolobian



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2011 05:29PM by anagrammy.

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:08PM
Hi, I am DTNR and I am a Kolobian. (n/t)


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Posted by: Stormy ( )
Date: May 20, 2011 12:44AM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

I love the first one..the curious one. When I first read that and asked Jake wth did that mean? He just sort of said, well it's a planet. My comment which galaxy? His...no comment.

stormy

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 20, 2011 12:47AM
technically it's a star system... but yeah, still ridiculous.

I always wanted to pay the $60.00 or whatever and name a star Kolob, then try to get the church to buy it for big money. I'm sure it's been done a thousand times, though.

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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:12PM
If you REALLY want to piss them off

On the front:

God (crossed out) Joseph Smith - will not(crossed out) be mocked.


On the back:

Health in the navel
Marrow in the bones
strength in the loins and in the sinews
Power in the Priesthood be upon me
And upon my posterity
Through all generations of time
And throughout all eternity

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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:13PM
Re: If you REALLY want to piss them off

Alternatively

Get a new name now! Ask me how!

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 05:03PM
This is actually a GREAT idea... (n/t)


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Posted by: rogertheshrubber ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 05:11PM
Thanks, I'll let Satan know.

It was actually his idea. He keeps saying something about "been done in other t-shirt shops."

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Posted by: Misfit ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:13PM
Church of Kolob of the Latter Days

Join before May 21 and get a discount
5% instead of our usual 10%

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Posted by: hk112358 ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:18PM
Drink Kolobian Koolers!

"Drink a Kolobian Kooler!"
"If you think our liquor laws are funny,
you 'outta see our underwear!"

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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 05:45PM
Re: Drink Kolobian Koolers!

"If you think our liquor laws are funny,
you 'outta see our underwear!"


Yes +100

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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Posted by: Rod ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 06:03PM
+1 (n/t)


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Posted by: Stormy ( )
Date: May 20, 2011 12:45AM
Re: Drink Kolobian Koolers!

ROTFLMAO on that one.

stormy

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 06:11PM
Re: Drink Kolobian Koolers!

hk112358 Wrote:
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> "If you think our liquor laws are funny,
> you 'outta see our underwear!"


I am leaning more and more towards this phrase. I am still open to suggestions.

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Posted by: joho ( )
Date: May 20, 2011 03:31AM
Re: Drink Kolobian Koolers!

> "I am leaning more and more towards this phrase. I
> am still open to suggestions."


What is wanted ???

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:28PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

Pay-Lay-Ale
The three-fold mission of the church
ie.
Tithing-Sex-Koolaid



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2011 04:30PM by kimball.

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 04:59PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

I saw this somewhere esle so I can't take credit but: "My religion wasn't pulled from a Hat"

Gotta love that.

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Posted by: Anubis ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 06:05PM
I'm kuko for kolobians

"Would you like the sure sign of being nailed?"

"I'm a Mormon Ask me why I feel happy, Prozac."

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: May 19, 2011 06:47PM
I have a few. (One not my own)

I saw this the other day, and thought it was hysterical:

"Clean The Restrooms"

Or my personal favorite:

"Dead-Dunkin' Donuts"

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Posted by: sherlock ( )
Date: May 20, 2011 12:25PM
Re: OOOO..I am riding the Kolobian wave.

- LDS - it's one scary trip!
- Families can be Together Forever... except at a Mormon wedding
- Danite for hire
- Jesus wants me for Janitor

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