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chulotc is snarky
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Date: May 19, 2011 06:21PM
When I was on the afterlife insurance policy sales trip I had what I called a "Zelph Shelf."
This was a hidden place in my head where I would store all of the problems with kolobianism that I didn't have a good answer to, like Zelph.
I was hoping everyone would list their top 5 Zelph Shelf items. I'll start:
1. If all gods were once men, how did the first god become a god without the help of a god? or, how did that god get its power and why couldn't I do the same?
2. Why would the elements obey the command of Elohim simply because another alien told them they had authority? or, if the elements have the ability to choose to obey or not obey, wouldn't that make them intelligences? If they were compelled to obey Elohim because he had some authority, doesn't that make them slaves?
3. If we didn't need special handshakes/passwords to get into the CK the first time, why would we need them to get back in?
4. Where did lucifer get his priesthood(s)? If from elohim, isn't he just doing his job? If from another god, why does the other god's priesthood work in elohim's creation?
5. If intelligences don't have gender, then why do the gods purposefully create a disproportionate amount of female spirits to male sprits? Wouldn't it make more sense to create a 50/50 ratio? -Edit: if it is a 50/50 ratio, what's polygamy really all about?
I'm interested in what you all struggled with before you realized it was all make-believe...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2011 06:36PM by chulotc is snarky.