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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 10:39PM

....Judas finishes his 3rd beer, tips a denarius to the bartender, stumbles off his stool and teeters on his feet, peers at Jesus and says, "Sooooo Jeeeezush.... uuhhhh..... we still on fer Friday, there bud?"

Jesus, just finishing his second beer, replies, "Friday?"

Judas, not thinking clearly, blurts out, "Yeah, Friday! The last supper!"

Jesus looks puzzled. "....the last what?"

Judas stammers, "Oh, uhhh, the regular Friday supper with the fellas. You're gonna be there, right?"

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 02:00AM

That's funny.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 02:53AM

Gut Shabbos...not so much!!

...and I AM smiling.

:)

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Posted by: AnonInCali ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 03:05AM

LOL - but I think it was Thursday?

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Posted by: boilerluv ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 07:25PM

It was Thursday (Maundy Thursday to Christians), and I personally think Judas got a raw deal. He was chosen to do what he did (supposedly), so why is he punished and made to feel so guilty that he commits suicide and is forever accused of being the Bad Guy in that whole farce? He was (again, supposedly) the closest to Jesus (were they lovers, even?), and I think he got caught in a trap that was NOT of his own making. Of course, you can't go by anything I say because I think the whole story was made up and never happened to begin with. At least, not the way the bible says it did. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John don't even agree on what happened, so why should any of us believe any of it?

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 07:34PM

That's down right funny

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 08:55PM

Thanks for reminding us Amyjo . . . . without the Jews comedy would be ever so bland.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: April 19, 2017 08:57PM

LOL!! I love it!

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