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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: May 22, 2011 09:10AM
Here's some good news!

It would appear that god canceled the rapture and subsequent apocalypse because not a single human type person was "worthy" enough to get sucked-up.

I wonder how this will effect oil futures.

Bet the price of beer won't go down neither.

Maybe its not good news after all.

Damn!

Timothy

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: May 22, 2011 09:32AM
I think maybe one or two worthy humans *were* sucked up.

But the world will never miss them since being so worthy means they lived on wild sprouts and bugs in total isolation with no relevance or noticeability.

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Posted by: hotwaterblue ( )
Date: May 22, 2011 09:36AM
Re: Here's some good news!

Once again it sucks to be a Profit!

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: May 22, 2011 11:53AM
Exactly, hotwaterblue!

One of the drawbacks of being a profiteering prophet is ...

... you gotta be right every once in a while.

Timothy

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Posted by: hello ( )
Date: May 22, 2011 10:07PM
Re: Exactly, hotwaterblue!

Camping's been pulling in $20mil a year in donations. Nice profit!

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