On my mission I heard a story about a gentleman releasing doves in the chapel during fast and testimony meeting. I had plenty of experiences myself with people spouting off "deep doctrines" and stories of isrealite tribes living under the ice caps and on the moon. What would yu say in a testimony meeting? I am tempted to attend one and start bearing some testimony. "I know that the grey aliens too are children of our Heavenly Father. Adam's ship is in Area 51, and Eve was created from the DNA found in his rib..."

"I believe the Book of Mormon Magic Hat Trick is true.

"...because Joseph Smith appeared to my mother on her death bed and told her so. He also told her she was hot!

"...and I am so grateful for my membership in the true church because my parents were a same-sex couple in the 1950s.

"...and..."

Lol! Joseph smith appeared to me in a dream and told me he was gay... how fast before they cut the mic?

I remember hearing from my wife about a couple strangers who attended f&t meeting. One of them got up and began calling the members to repentance and to come to Christ. The bishopric turned off the mic and escorted him out of the chapel.

Speaking of mayhem. This happened during Fast and Testimony in a ward in North Ogden UT several years ago. An attractive single "sister" went to the microphone and confessed to having sex with multiple men......and then started naming names of men sitting in the congregation with their wives. Ouch.

Wow! I would have LOVED to have been there for THAT one!

"I love my mom and dad ...

"I love my baby brother ...

"I love my BFF, Brittney ...

"I love my home teacher who has candy in his car ..."

mayhem is the correct term.

I know that feelings are more important than facts, I know that the essays are partly true, I know that JS married 14 year old girls, i know we did not mean it when we said we were going to be gods, I know god never changes except when he stops telling his mouth piece to be racist...