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BYU Boner
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Date: June 20, 2017 04:53PM
I walked in to my neighborhood grocery store to buy some food. Over by the dairy section, there was a guy handing out samples of cricket protein bars. He asked me if I wanted to try a sample. I said no. A few minutes later, I backtracked my steps and decided to open my horizons. Hey, WTF, people all over eat insects.
I tasted three cricket protein bars--milk chocolate, peanut butter, and dark chocolate with a whisk of cayenne. Each contained double the protein of most protein bars.
The consistency was chewy and crunchy (think of a chocolate-covered expresso bean with a gooey inside.) Then, I got to thinking--the Morg got it all wrong. When the pioneers entered the valley and planted their crops, the Lord sent them a high-protein, sustainable food source. The prophet screwed up again and now we've got a monument those who ate the Lord's food. Who was the bird brain here? Brigham's Boner.