Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2017 11:00PM by thingsithink.

Absolutely. I've had hundreds of blessings for that very reason.

Seriously, if it were true I probably wouldn't admit it. I have no idea.

Do they use olive oil?

I've heard people yell "Oh, god!" while masturbating...
Does that count?

That Definitely counts!

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A wise choice :)

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This is great!

So you can learn to do it more efficiently? Secretly? More frequently?

As hung up as Mormons are about it, I can imagine someone has been so tormented with guilt that they have asked a Priesthood leader for a blessing to help them overcome such a sin.

I would ask for a blessing to shorten my

Little
Factory
Refractory

It would be to compensate for having to Lengthen My Stride.

I'm thinking along the lines of blessing the act . . . via the keys of the Priesthood--- outlining the proper time, place, way and order


“It is necessary that every act performed under this [priesthood] authority shall be done at the proper time and place, in the proper way, and after the proper order. The power of directing these labors constitutes the keys of the Priesthood” (Joseph F. Smith, Gospel Doctrine, 5th ed. [1939], 136).

They give blessings for absolutely ANYthing, anything you ask for. Mostly, when you're having a issue (no pun), the bishop gives you a "bishop's blessing," just laying his hands on your head, like your dad might do.

I am going to say a definite yes to this.

Many soon to be 12 year olds learn of the existence of masturbation from the bishop during the worthiness interview.

Some learn about petting too. (If I touch a girl where she does what??????)

Curiosity leads to experimentation.

There IS a proper blessing for masturbation!

Those desiring the gift of masturbation are to gather in a circle outside the bishop's office. The bishop is then to lay his hands upon each member and say, "I bless you that your calling and erection are made sure."

No, they give masterbation blessings for priesthood.

Yes.

And in addition, the Temple Endowment Ceremony includes a Kama Sutra tutorial for Eternal Companions.

Just follow instructions:

We will go down.
We will go down.
We will go down.

Any questions?

yes, it must happen more often than you would think. I was a teen once who asked a bishop for help conquering the sin next to murder. He gave me a blessing.