I'm kidding. It's Job. But I'm not supposed to tell. I take the temple very seriously, and people at the ex-Mo Foundation conference will back me up on this. No joking about the temple!
I pity the poor Naomi he ends up with. It surely won't be me!
The Mormon God is too stupid to keep everyone sorted-out in Heaven. He needs the Mormons and their ordinances and their records, because Heaven isn't perfect enough.
GAH! Could you imagine the confusion over all the people with the same names?
Recieved in the Dallas, TX Temple on August 27, 1993.
I think it would be interesting for everyone who posts their name, to also post the date and name of the temple they recieved it. I've always wondered about those whenever we have a temple name shout-out! :o)
I rather liked it, since I also liked the 60s TV show *Bewitched* and Tabitha was Samantha's daughter's name. Tabitha was a witch like her mommy (nobody really knew what Wiccans were then, I guess).
So, um, if A = B, and B = C, then A = C, does that mean I get to twitch my nose and make things happen, too?
My current wife never made it to the temple, and we both are disgusted with the church now, so sadly she will never know the joy and satisfaction of having her calling and election made sure. I'm not sure what I should call her when it's time to bring her through the veil. I guess that's something that will be revealed to us in the next life, or possibly during the millenium. Right now it's not important for our salvation, that's why we just have to have faith, because I know these things are true.