Several years ago I remember The hinkster giving a talk at conference where he pleaded with not sisters not to feed undeserving men . He also chided the young men to do the right thing and not take advantage of the sisters giving nature."young sisters don't give your cookies away"
Does anyone else remember this? And do you think he was using cookies as a euphinism for sex? My wife said she didn't think he was but I am pretty sure he was. What do you think?

Yes, outside the U.S. cookies are poontang. That's why the Brits call them biscuits. At least the Hink slipped in some risqué humor.

Officially I'm guessing that Gordo is still a Hero in Morland, why after all he...


and besides that, he ...

Gordon & his possee generated & published some great Numbers regarding tscc, and that's what really matters, Correct?



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Yuck. I forgot about that quote. Yes, it is pervy. Not as bad as some past President's statements, but still, ew.

In Mormonism, "virtue" means "her cookie." On account of the fact that Mormons can't say things like "hymen," or "vagina," or "penis." Mormons are positively fascinated by and consumed with hymen-think, but have to have a list of euphemisms and code-speak to address it or any other sexual topic (ex.: "That Great, Pro-Creative Power..."). "Protect your virtue above all else" means simply, "Don't allow guys to go after your cookie," which is, having been translated, one's intact hymen.

I found them in the garden while spreading mulch. They work great.

"Don't allow guys to go after your cookie," which is, having been translated, one's intact hymen."

I'll never be able to read mormon apologetics about "loose translation" or "tight translation" the same way again.

LOL

Don't give away your cookies.
Don't be a licked cupcake.

Clearly, mormons LOVE their sugary, fatty foods...and can't stand the idea of sex without garmies on.

Don't give away your cookies to Bednar's pickle.

Bednar's pickle doesn't like cookies.

... the women's doughnuts!?!?!

https://www.lds.org/general-conference/1999/04/our-sacred-duty-to-honor-women?lang=eng

Besides being disgusting and pervy, thanks for telling us women what to do with our bodies, GBH, or otherwise we would just be clueless. Ugly old asshat.



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According to Russ Nelson, wymens should be home making Doughnuts while the men-folk are at the "important meetings", no mention of cookies...



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But are the sisters allowed to 'toss their cookies'?

The Hinkster makes me want to toss mine every time he opens his nasty little mouth.

That stupid donut talk gets me every time.

Remember women, it's your job to be at home, Barefoot, in the kitchen, cranking out dozens and dozens of batches of fresh donuts for your fat lardass husbands to gorge on after conference.

'More Donuts, woman, and be quick about it.'

You wish so badly that this shit was satire don't you?