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Posted by: esias ( )
Date: August 17, 2017 01:52AM
Guten Morgen, Meine Liebling Mormons

Guten Morgen, meine liebling Mormons, ziss is your First Presidency Stompenfuhrers with another Proclamation zat one day ve vill rule ze World!

Ve vish to make clear zat love for our Heavenly Father (a fascist mass-killing maniac) is compulsory but we are not a Nazi church.

Ve wish to make clear zat obedience to ze First Presidency is compulsory but we are not a Nazi church.

Church callings and home teaching -- yes you are getting the message -- are compulsory but ve are not a Nazi church.

We have a long and proud affiliation with far right-wing causes but -- yes right again! -- we are not a Nazi church.

Our church organisation iz modelled on a fascist paradigm but -- and anybody getting ziss wrong will be shot -- we are not a Nazi church.

And don't you forget it. Ve will now have the voluntary giving of testimonies.

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: August 17, 2017 12:08PM
Re: Guten Morgen, Meine Liebling Mormons

oh you can walk the straight and narrow
but with a little bit of luck you'll run amuck
with a little bit of bloomin luck

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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: August 17, 2017 01:33PM
Jawohl, mein Fuehrer--entschuldigen, mein Profet--

ich verstehe--wir sind keine NAZI Kirche.

We-just-look-like-one-ly yrs,

S

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