Posted by:
koriwhore
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Date: August 22, 2017 10:14PM
I should have known, my partner was out running errands, but she has been waiting for them to show up, knowing how much it really bugs me that everybody thinks it's somehow noble for the world's largest army of White Supremacist Doomsday Cult recruiters to go out there every day trying to convince the world's most vulnerable dupes to sing the praises of a man who was no better than Warren Jeffs, who's rotting in jail on multiple child rape convictions.
So they show up and ask if I want to hear a story about Jesus.
I tell them I was Mormon for 40yrs but I am no longer.
They asked why.
I told them I found out some things that the scholars had been saying all along, about Joseph Smith, turned out to be true, meaning he couldn't possibly be a prophet.
They asked, "Like what?"
I had food cooking on the stove so I wanted to be quick,
I said, "He married his follower's wives and teenage daughters and had sex with them. That's rape. That's no different from what Warren Jeffs did to those girls and he's sitting in a Texas prison for the rest of his miserable life on multiple child rape convictions."
The tall blonde in front said, "Well, I still have faith in Joseph Smith."
I said, "So you're cool with him marrying his follower's wives and teenage daughters and raping them?"
His partner standing on the sidewalk said, "I don't think he had sex with them."
I said, "It doesn't matter. Just marrying other men's wives makes him an adulterer look it up. Law of the Priesthood D&C 132:61, there were 5 requirements for plural marriage and Joseph broke every one of them by marrying his follower's wives and teenage daughters and raping them, and we all know what happens to adulterers don't we?"
I shook my head up and down until they agreed.
Then I said, "Besides which, Oliver Cowdery said Joseph had a dirty Nasty filthy affair with Fanny Alger his second wife. She was 16years old. His house maid. Nice huh?
The short blonde said, "Oliver Cowdery?"
I said, "Yeah, that's why he got excommunicated for blowing the whistle on Joseph Smith being a child rapist and he wouldn't deny what he witnessed. And this is the other witness of that book you're holding? And you want me to buy it?
They looked shocked.
I continued, Polygamy was a lame excuse for Joseph getting caught multiple times cheating on Emma. Why do you think she never bought it? She wasn't stupid.
They didn't know and I could tell they were getting uncomfortable.
I said, "Why do you sing the praises of an adulterer?"
They said they didn't.
I said, "You sing Praise to the Man, right?"
THey said they did.
I said, "Who are you trying to kid? I was Mormon for 40 years. it's about Joseph Smith. So why do you sing his praises, knowing that the scholars were right, even the Mormon ones?"
They had no answer and said they had to leave.
I said, "You might be cool with singing the praises of an adulterer and a child rapist, but stay the fuck away from my wife and kids!"
They were laughing when I shut the door in their faces.
That felt good.