Posted by:
luckylucas
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Date: August 23, 2017 02:40PM
Today I (don't know why)remembered that less than 1% of the world's population is actually mormon, so then I was wondering what if all the people in the world were TBM's. Of course I reach the conclusion that the world would be everlastingly boring but then I started making jokes and I thought some funny things about it such as:
*The words "only child" wouldn't exist.
*Morgan Freeman wouldn´t act as God.
*There would be "Tapir Races"
*People would have a "suicide pill" to be used in case there is a risk of losing chastity.
*All newspapers would have a section about marriages.
*Pillsbury doughboy wouldn't exist because he makes temple clothing looks ridiculous.
*Yoda wouldn't exist because he/it makes SWK looks ridiculous.
*The Moon would be seen as a superior planet that can bleed.
*All guilty Pedophiles would be sentenced to death by execution by a Mob of angry masons.
*People would breed cureloms and cumoms because of their usefulness.
*John Lennon would have said "We're more popular than Joe Smith".
*Jell-O's share price would be higher Than Apple's and Microsoft's.
*Martin Harris wouldn't be seen as a man who was so dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Humour wont cure all the things that mormonism had made in my life, but it helped a lot, my social life is not at its best but my anxiety problems disappeared :)