After ditching the garments, I have adopted the wifebeater as my undershirt. The underwear frames my man-boobies while reflecting my white trash heritage and love of metal.
Plus, as I've stated before, I can pretend that I'm Wolverine.
For a while I was getting half price dental care and I've managed to get much of the damage taken care of but it took a year's worth of weekly visits and I still have 5 crowns left to finance. But it was worth it to get them cared for because not only is the pain almost gone, I don't feel so sick with decaying teeth in my mouth. (And I was really lucky that I was able to salvage most of them.)
I hope I didn't offend you -- I was making fun of myself. :)
Who was telling the most white trash story ever, and was sporting a really fine mullet. My friend looked at him and said..."I would have jumped in my Camaro and gotten the hell outa there..."
K, so it's not funny written out, but I about died laughing when it happened.
Wifebeater in the UK is a derogatory name for Stella Artois Belgian lager.
Artois keep promoting it as a premium lager, but it still keeps being drunk by louts. Even though it was originally launched as a Christmas beer in the 1920s.
He is the brother in law of Hyacinth in the BBC sitcom "Keeping Up Appearances"
I recently found a DVD of them and showed it to the kids. They chortled with laughter when they saw Hyacinth's sisters and BIL. They said they have white trash in England too!
I wear them, my wife wears them, my 10 year old son wears them. And if I'm not wearing that, I wear nothing. Clothes suck.
My son told me "at least girls know where I stand" - ah, 10 year olds and their mouths. (I couldn't say anything because my wife and I are smart asses also.)
I wear wifebeaters. I have the classic white color but also black, gray and a blue one with flowers on it. They go with anything and are great in the summertime.