Posted by:
Hervey Willets
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Date: September 05, 2017 08:48PM
Never gave a report about my open house day tour. I'm afraid I stirred up the ant hill a bit. At first I thought I would just ask pertinent questions such as "Is this where you baptize the dead people?" "Where is the veil room?", and "How many wives can you fit around that sealing altar?" But I was afraid I would be escorted out by Temple goons. Still,when I got up that morning to get dressed, I spied my white chinos in the closet, and got an idea. So, white(ish) shirt with just the right amount of polyester, white socks and white shoes on, I joined the tour group in the chapel looking very pious and innocent. Hermana was obviously very confused, but didn't say anything. Some of the brethren started to gather in the hallway and talk, but I paid them no notice (as it should be). After reverently sitting through the introduction film, and as we were moving on to the Temple itself, one of the Penishood started walking alongside me, commenting on the warm weather and asked if I dressed like that in summer? I wanted to shake the creep, so I mumbled something about "wanting to be respectful". Needless to say, I got odd looks all through the tour from the various guides. Especially since I knew the lingo. Told my group how they were going to tear up all the nice carpet and flooring after the Temple was closed to us heathens. For those who are sorry that they didn't get a chance to see the place, you didn't miss much. Ethan Allen reproduction furniture up against polystyrene "plasterwork" to give it that Spirit of '76 look but just a cookie-cutter McTemple, clad in expensive Maine marble to give it the exact look of wet concrete. Overly sanitary looking Disney hotel. And they make the mishies clean it, dressed in white.
http://elderdylansmith.blogspot.com/2017/08/poutine-temple-and-amazing-week.html