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Posted by: The Riddler ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 12:40PM

What do Mormons and the Three Monkeys have in common?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 12:49PM

Ignorance?

Refusal to accept and weigh evidence?

Furry ears?

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 12:51PM

You mean Mormons at the Church Office Building
And three monkeys at the San Francisco Zoo?

They all throw shit at the paying customers.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 01:57PM

That is funny!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 12:54PM

See no evil.
Hear no evil.
Speak no evil.

v.

Don't ask, don't tell policy.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

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Posted by: The Riddler ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 02:37PM

Correct

See No Evil
Hear No Evil
Say No Evil

See(read) no evil (the truth about the church)
Hear no evil (videos about the Church)
Say no evil (don't tell members the truth about the history of the Church)

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Posted by: The Riddler ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 02:38PM

What do Don Juan and Joseph Smith Jr have in common?

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 01:18PM

They both represent a state of extreme existence that is not really attainable in real life, thereby leaving people feeling less than adequate about themselves when they don't meet the expectation.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 01:39PM

Their names start with "M"?

Both the Mormons and the Monkeys have their ways of controlling information.

The question is, who defines the concept of evil? One man's evil is another man's heroism so it really helps to say "God says so" when you are pushing your own agenda.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 03:54PM

The Riddler Wrote:
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> What do Mormons and the Three Monkeys have in
> common?

Davey, Mickey, and Peter?
What about Mike???

I'm (not) a believer...:)

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Posted by: The Riddler ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 09:10PM

How are Godzilla and the Mormon alike?

How are Don Juan and Joseph Smith Jr alike?

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Posted by: Agnes Broomhead ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 09:40PM

What did the the Mormon Thief do to Hong Kong Phooey as he was about to be apprehended?

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 09:41PM

I dont know

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Posted by: cutekitty ( )
Date: September 14, 2017 11:13PM

Masturbate?

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Posted by: Agnes Broomhead ( )
Date: September 17, 2017 09:45PM

Heh....nope!

Now think deeply. What does Hong Kong Phooey do?

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Posted by: cutekitty ( )
Date: September 19, 2017 01:48AM

Hong Kong Fooey was a kung-foo fighting pup and a police station janitor, aka Penrod 'Penry' Pooch.
AKA the mysterious super hero- "the number one super guy" who fights crime with his aid manual- "The Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu".

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Posted by: Cpete ( )
Date: September 17, 2017 09:54PM

Mormons aren't monkeys. They are apes.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 17, 2017 11:19PM

I'm a silverback. Stop insulting apes.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 19, 2017 02:31AM

We only have one silverback now, and he has never recovered from having a cartoon character describe him as a "short-fingered vulgarian."

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